One day: "Becoming the Grandparent Your Kid Doesn't Want You to Be"

It's stolen velour! or wait, it's corduroy, right?

I guess you missed my popular follow-up "Becoming the Parent I Think You Should Be"

before it was a walmart? I am having a Mandela/Bernstain Bears moment here

Wonder if there's a story behind it

Fair pt. Honestly, I'd miss the ad reads that Lovett hijacks out of boredom if I paid for it

a country song that almost writes itself

was it pre-1992? because i do not remember it

when was there a walmart there?

This was an alternate mid-song shout out on "Suffragette City", @chrissteller.bsky.social

"Well, this seems a little drastic, but you did pledge to do it i guess...wow, how did you get that femur out so quickly?"

I thought this was a very complicated dig at the Strib's printing arrangement

show me the baby catching it and I'll be impressed

hmmm. I will try a third time but it burned when cooked as instructed

yeah, that was the one. def. needed some more R&D

i burned the philly cheesesteak one in 2 separate efforts

Hi Norm, I'd like to come to the sandwich party. @dbrauer.net can vouch for me, I think

YOU DON'T GO DOWNTOWN

Right wing journalist parachutes in to troll people in person and is not warmly received. shocking

I don't remember this day being Halloween, so call me skeptical

yeah, I’m also guessing the frets buzzed when the drop d tuner was used (or not used, maybe?)

oh, i see, it's a drop tuner for the low e string

The fretboard cut out for the lower strings is...stylish?

w/out glasses I thought that said Comey and judged accordingly

Surely technology has an answer here in headphones with radar

I mean, the polls show them underwater already...

Also, pretty sure I have a family history of angine de poitrine on my dad's side, so I try yo eat right and exercise

Truly, genuinely weird from the ground up

Learned of the death of one of my all-time favorite legislators: Rep. Mike Jaros (DFL)/Duluth. A 🧵

By a weird coincidence, I met him when I was about eight years old. He was in a Catholic seminary with my oldest brother. One day my mom told me that my brother was bringing home "a boy from
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"Look him up."