now you can hip thrust 2 of me!
Posts by Gaige
personally, i think the receiving end was the good part
unfair that i can't have it every night 🥺
come over 👉👈
you eating me out doesn't quite have the same carnal dominance when i'm holding your hair back
Ubisoft is no more, long live Ubisoft! On January 21, 2026, Yves Guillemot announced the end of remote work, closure of several studios, cancellation of projects, and a new 200€ million “cost-cutting” plan. We were informed of this at the same time as the press — as none of these changes had been discussed during the mandatory consultations with the works councils a few days earlier! On January 26, 2026, management announced the implementation of a voluntary departure plan that will affect 200 people at Ubisoft’s headquarters. We are promised autonomy for « Creative Houses », but what about autonomy for employees? We have been negotiating for over a year on remote work policy, sometimes under difficult conditions. An agreement has been in place since September in some studios. Trampled underfoot! We are told about responsibilities, but those who wield this word so easily do not take any responsibility for the consequences of their catastrophic management.
We are not fooled: rather than taking financial responsibility for layoffs, they prefer to push us out by making our working conditions unbearable. It’s outrageous. It is because we love Ubisoft that this situation revolts us. Ubisoft’s unions are calling for a massive international strike by all Ubisoft employees on the 10th, 11th and 12th of February 2026. NO to their anti-remote-work obsession to “cost-cutting” plans on employees’ backs to top-down decisions to coercive control on our working conditions YES to our leaders truly taking their responsibilities to management’s duty of sincerity in the face of its failings It is time for our management to understand that they cannot do whatever they want, whether with public money or the work of hundreds of people! Without us, Ubisoft would never have conquered and transformed video games as it has. WE ARE UBISOFT.
🇬🇧✊🌀 Ubisoft : enough is enough! Faced with the arbitrary decision of the CEO who doesn’t even dare talking to employees anymore, unions are calling for a strike on February 10th, 11th and 12th.
oh no, who could've predicted this?
I love that our new hrt regimen has added 50 pounds of women between the two of us
yet another reason to cancel your spotify subscription
HELL YEAH!!
Look at what we did TOGETHER! Comic-con has quietly changed their language and will NOT allow GenAi imagery in their art show!
And this happened because you all wrote letters, and shared your concerns! Speaking up works EVERY time!
So congrats friends! We did this together!!!
🙌🙌💖💖💖
Prosecute the former regime at every level.
ICE's murder of a young mom should be the final nail in this wicked gestapo's coffin. Disband ICE, investigate all agents.
Also: impeach & prosecute Trump—both for the cavalcade of illegal presidential actions, as well as the fact that he's a pedophile.
losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
no no, i think it was made exactly with Sloan's shape in mind
hmm, but reasonably hard doesn't quite have that pizazz on it
fit goes unreasonably hard
This account is so bad
People are so ready to foam at the mouth of any mention of AI that don't even realize what they are mad about.
AI is just a really bad umbrella term and means so much more than LLM and gen-AI stuff.
So much of it is broad ranges of tools that don't replace human creativity.
i think if you use genai for anything, even writing an email, you're both a moron and a huge baby, and i dont want to play your video game as a result. its not that hard!
Fucking *Early To Bed* in Andersonville has been sent a warning letter for selling gender affirming clothing, claiming chest binders constitute a medical device that needs to be regulated by the FDA
this is really really stupid transphobia.
someone want to give me a lobotomy?
i'm winning our next duel 😡
i am now going to aspire to be even a little like her
i need her 🥺
i'm pretty sure i peaked when i heard my favorite band playing in public for the first time in the penis museum in iceland
i fear i'm said girl
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
AAAAAAAAA I HAD A FEELING YOUD DO BRATTY LACE
this would fix me
i love having excuses to show off bruises.
being constantly reminded of the twisted sadist love that put them there is intoxicating
(plus poking them is fun)
i wish i could either be less obsessive or have someone obsess over me the way i obsess over others