finally I have conquered my Everest (finishing season 4 of the Sopranos)

the feature’s dead angela

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

#2: Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

#2: Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

EVERYONE IS GRUMPY AND THE MARIO MOVIE IS FUN!

man i miss the era of big franchises and packed movie theaters

we went to the local card shop down the street (and they were all soooooo nice 🥹) and I told Brooklyn to pick a deck for me so I have the Rohan one from Lord of the Rings!

played magic the gathering for the first time since 2008 tonight and i fear it may have changed the trajectory of my life

please my shitty little body I am begging you to either stay the same or actually lose weight

trying to not be too focused on my weight in my personal fitness journey so I don’t slip into old bad eating habits except I keep losing and regaining the same seven pounds over and over again and it’s driving me insane

my wife is so cool

we were at war with the middle east both times btw

it’s a saturday in 2006. you are 8 years old. you stayed up until 1:30 am watching smosh and beating the pit of 100 trials in paper mario ttyd.

it’s a saturday in 2026. you are 28 years old. you stayed up until 1:30 am watching smosh and beating the pit of 100 trials in paper mario ttyd.

every time I do laundry I find an insane number of Bit O Honey wrappers because my wife was born in 1930 apparently

like I’m all for romance where it fits but they do not have time for it!!! the sun is dying!!! they are two best friends in space who love science, not each other!! Rocky is not a single man!! stop shipping wars and start philosophizing about the human condition as God intended!!!

sorry I do think it’s a little weird that a shipping war is happening in the Project Hail Mary fandom. this is a story about a sad dude in space and a rock trying to save their worlds. there’s like five named characters in the whole book. who has time for romance when astrophage is RIGHT THERE!!

Jesus fish tramp stamp?

3 stars is good actually

I keep getting similar calls about my mom’s house lmao I assume it’s another dumbass nonsensical spam technique

superman: so, i've got this weird relationship with the newspaper i work at.

spider-man: me too, that's crazy right?

superman: my beautiful wife who works with me keeps winning pulitzers for writing about how awesome i am. same thing for you?

spider-man: uhhh yeah, exact same thing.

had a dream last night that I was playing Pokemon Diamond on my original Nintendo DS. nothing else happened

Ass has squatter’s rights

Understand where you’re coming from but including math and physics and semi-realistic information like that is kind of the entire basis of science fiction

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

excuse me what

every day i’m thrilled to be receiving the highly coveted trans man glow up

I have celiac and these have actually been a blessing because they’re gluten free and I can finally eat chips again

finally i can say it ,,, i love my wife

thank you so much i highly recommend it

project hail mary new favorite movie. btw i’m getting married later