parked next to a tesla with identically matching birdshit today. we’re not so different, you guys

I hope so.

The last two “repairs” I’ve done on it involved shears

My oldest has been driving it and she’s probably going to move to a place soon where it doesn’t really make sense for her to have a car. Every few weeks she asks for help with some part of it that is simply falling off.

Thinking we might say goodbye to our 21 year old Civic pretty soon. 210k miles roughly. Been a champ.

I didn't demand tim cook's resignation but I did yell at him a couple times so I'm guessing that's why

Depends how much you take

you were doing so well, but now I think you’re a crazy person

Honestly I think @hairboat.com is on to something with the spirit of the rhythm, but it would never be notated in a way that made that clear. I think it is designed to mess with me personally.

Abby, all of the information was in the task.

@alexhorne.bsky.social I need to understand something: at the end of the Taskmaster theme, I have (after years) locked in on the pattern being 12 notes and then a final hit on the 1. But do you hear the 12 as three fours, or four threes?

Oh so you like a challenge. Toast it is.

“Least”?

Awfully strong halves on both the G and the ending E as well. By my math that makes three. Wait, one of those is negative so they cancel each other out. Wait. That’s also true about the other two. There Are zero arrows in this logo.

Ok I got it, I can stop insisting that a multinatal luminant mutilant is definitely a thing I’ve heard of

All I do with Spelling Bee these days is pop in, bang out the pangram, and bail.

Today’s is annoying me, so far I’ve discovered like nine multi-syllable words I would have casually dropped in conversation if they seemed to fit are totally made up.

FINALLY, a documentary that allows us to relive Rasheed Wallace not just setting a single season record for technicals, but breaking that record the following year. What a time it was to be a sports fan.

Somebody at Netflix needs to take a fuckin stand with regard to their UI on TV apps. A core appeal of a device that brings a lot of sources into a controlled space is abstraction of what would otherwise be scattered bullshit. For some idiotic reason they think they know better than... everyone?

visual synthesizer patch tracking the position of the sun for a given location, compass direction, and time of day

getting closer to never having to go outside for any reason ever again

Next season of The Pitt is gonna be set at Thanksgiving. There will be cases related to food poisoning, alcohol poisoning, deep frying, touch football, and a family knife fight.

Calling it now.

A few things:

1. Softening lighting dulls your flaws.

2. Tall and thin form factors accentuate height over width.

3. Often, a back tilt makes you seem a touch taller.

4. Brand new clothes look pretty good on anyone.

5. All of the above are moot, because you? You’re just that handsome.

I haven’t really gotten super into The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins tbh, but the cast is outstanding.

Be sure to read the whole thing.

You know what I’ve always thought was truly great about this scene wasn’t the language and the memorization, but the completeness of his channeling of Leslie. “Hey.” “Guy.” Gestures.

You ever listen to the podcast of Leslie reading his book?

Holy shit yes. I love when someone gets to know it for the first time.

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When I was a teenager and I would leave the house, my mom would do this thing where she’d put on a Hill Street Blues captain voice and go “hey - heyheyHEY! … let’s be careful out there.” I thought it was annoying.

But now, as a parent… yeah it was super annoying and I think I’m cooler than her

when shopping online for pills I love seeing recommendations for other unrelated pills. you never know what might help, best to try them all

Nothing truly cursed ever had a … excuse me … a … [swallows vomit] … toggle

got the stuck rusty casters

and the tolex with the rips (with the riiiips)

so heavy when ya drag it you be shakin them hips

dents in the cones

buzzes when it moans

tone so low low low low low low low low low