I should receive compensation for having both a bad hairline and a bangs cowlick

Or both

Very proud of the poems I have published in the last year but can’t tell my mom since they’re all about fucking or cannibalism

Now where’s Gritty

I’m here in friend zone city they don’t love you romantically they just love you like a brother

I say this as an older sister ™️

It’s such typical younger brother shit to be overshadowed like that tho

Powerman 5000 is better than white zombie and I’m tired of pretending otherwise

Romy & Michele is autism representation

It’s enabling behavior that would be pathological if it wasn’t medication induced it’s literally so fucking weird

I acknowledge they’ve been helpful for a lot of people but living in the glp1 era as a former ED person is a fucking nightmare

tragic for me, a perpetual emilie autumn listener, tho

i got blocked by emilie autumn for the usual reasons

bloodbag | Substack impulse bi

substack substack.com/@skullpocket

every woman gets to be cassandra sometimes

Just woke up nearly 2 am in fear for my life because a million geese are flying overhead loud as HELL

Not freaky lookin enough for me I fear

That guy from House of the Dragon looks like Mac Tonight and that’s why I want him

Muito!!!!! It’s sublime

I got a soap from Brazil that smells like cigarettes and roses it’s amazing

Carabiner is just a modern chatelaine

Being outside really solves a lot of emotional problems for me

Finally paid my 9 month old dental bill everyone clap

Nervous system is working against me so bad this week so I’m gonna put on some alien ant farm and deal w it

Shut up

I’ve gotta be meaner to men

Ideally both imo

Good point

Also can be true. I contain multitudes of

Does every story need an explicit sex scene or am I just incredibly horny and also a bad editor? All of the above can be true