Iran doubts Trump's credibility (get in line); approval ratings tank; dumbest conspiracy theory; A.I.'s bad press continues It's National Jelly Bean Day!

KGB Report for April 22, 2026 - Happy Earth Day!

Ford, GM to build weapons; mid-term $$ madness; 20 pound rodents invade CA; 5.6 million bees in NY cemetery; Martian ink? It's National Eggs Benedict Day!

KGB Report for April 16, 2026

Pope/Trump turmoil continues; fairness fail; Dems float 25th Amendment bill that won't pass; Oops... Florida doc removes guy's liver instead of spleen, gets manslaughter charge It's National Banana Day!

KGB Report for April 15, 2026

Orbán out; oil surges, Dow drops on blockade; Trump 'not a big fan' of Pope Leo; Trump's 250 foot arch; weakened IRS "...isn't going to catch me." It's National Peach Cobbler Day Day!

KGB Report for April 13, 2026

WH trying to erase history; flying carp terrorizing the Mississippi; WH ballroom to use foreign steel "gift"; Google's monumental misinformation; Trump ex-allies: "He's gone insane." It's National Gin and Tonic Day!

KGB Report for April 9, 2026

TACO Tuesday; Trump won't recover; using the 25th?; A.I. making students stupid; hackers target U.S. infrastructure; sympathizing with the villain It's National Empanada Day!

KGB Report for April 8, 2026

Trump unhingement continues; Bernie's A.I. warning; allies have nowhere to turn; Waffle House folk debunk teleportation claim; ChatGPT can be hazardous to your health It's National Beer Day!

KGB Report for April 7, 2026

Vulgar threats; Easter messages; 25th Amendment bets; recession bound; Chrysler, QVC and HSN, oh my... It's National Twinkie Day!

KGB Report for April 6, 2026

Speech fail; court defeats; back to the Moon; space toilet troubles; endless shrimp redux; good ol' Reese's recipe to return; Olaf crash. It's National Burrito Day!

KGB Report for April 2, 2026

Ballroom blitz; Trump at SCOTUS hearing; mail voting order questioned; Lincoln Memorial's giant toilet. It's National Soylent Green Day!

KGB Report for April 1, 2026

Iran talking/not talking; Kid Rock chopper party; Trump library: no books?; golden toilet statue graces National Mall; back to the Moon It's International Taco Day!

KGB Report for March 31, 2026

$6/gallon gas; Pope speaks out; Vance thinks UFOs are "demons"; Cocaine sharks; God Squad may snuff "America's whale"; sliding toward illiteracy It's National Hot Chicken Day!

KGB Report for March 30, 2026

Robot homeschooling, radicalized soccer moms, GOP losing streak continues, yet another Covid variant, Waffle House teleportation explained. It's National Spinach Day!

KGB Report for March 26, 2026

U.S. is insolvent; Trump blocks DHS funding deal; giant flying spiders spreading; you can't clone a clone; Pope deals with exorcist shortage. It's International Waffle Day!

KGB Report for March 25, 2026

Trump TACOs again; Laguardia accident details; American aviation near collapse; foreign routers banned; betting on a ceasefire It's National Cheesesteak Day!

KGB Report for March 24, 2026

Trump eyeing Cuba; Greenland prepares; cocaine sharks; Iran the "signal fire... to cause Armageddon and mark Jesus' return to Earth." It's National Chip and Dip Day!

KGB Report for March 23, 2026

Bombing "just for fun"; casket photo fundraising; freak out over dirty talking A.I.; fly brain uploaded to Matrix; Oscar wrap-up It's National Artichoke Heart Day!

KGB Report for March 16, 2026

US at fault in school strike; pivoting on oil; faulty Iran nuclear intel; guns for felons; Trump staff buying doomsday bunkers It's National Milky Way Day!

KGB Report for March 12, 2026

No betting on nuclear bombs; Pete spends millions on seafood; AI wreaking havoc on Amazon; "Doomsday plane" over CA; Memory tricks; stop smoking with magic mushrooms It's National "Eat Your Noodles" Day!

KGB Report for March 11, 2026

War promo video disgrace; Trumps profiting from conflict; President's shoe fetish; voting bill ultimatum; satellite crash due today. It's National Blueberry Popover Day!

KGB Report for March 10, 2026

Trump in free-fall; ICE targeting citizens; Earth warming faster; brain worms in CA; 30% think world will end in their lifetime It's National Meatball Day!

KGB Report for March 9, 2026

Iran in excruciating detail; ChatGPT's bad medical advice; measles are expensive and most doctors have never seen a case It's National Banana Cream Pie Day!

KGB Report for March 2, 2026

SOTU postmortem; The "Donald Dash": Americans leaving U.S. in record numbers; feds urging immigrant kids to self-deport; third-country deportations halted It's National Chocolate-Covered Peanuts Day!

KGB Report for February 26, 2026

Trump's new record; Newsom bans Kid Rock from CA; Boomers contemplate assisted suicide; Hegseth wants AI license to kill; Mr. Clean retires It's National Chocolate-Covered Peanuts Day!

KGB Report for February 26, 2026

Iran war looming; Trump warns of long speech tonight; GOP's Nazi problem; Elon gets religion; fun with antimatter It's National Tortilla Chip Day!

KGB Report for February 24, 2026

SCOTUS tanks tariffs; everybody hates Elon; generational cognitive decline; axing Axe It's International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day!

KGB Report for February 23, 2026

Trump orders UFO files released, puts his giant face on DOJ; Amazon passes Walmart; don't blame your phone if you need glasses. It's National Muffin Day!

KGB Report for February 20, 2026

"Half" ahead DST; billionaire tax avoidance; Iran heating up; judges slam ICE; Pope Leo says no to Trump; A.I. may boom then bust It's National Chocolate Mint Day!

KGB Report for February 19, 2026