they’re beaming that common bottlebrush straight into a model to determine your consumer preferences ☹️

we need to administer some sort of examination for fan licensure

who is she tho 👀

oat milk iced latte!

all yours, hope you like oatmilk

beautiful weather, cute boys, parisian-inspired architecture… I love it here

ohhhhhhh 🥵

Joey before selecting his signature pokemon

we know you set a high standard

was not expecting it to be so big in person

so excited for DC this weekend!!!

Thank you for your service 🫡

looks great 😍

Gear is on and ready to be worshipped 😈

Where do I sign up?

if we don’t some serious reforms are in order

Need to be making out and grinding with a hot boy today

Ok but what are we wearing to the 2026 flopsky awards?

Prime rib is overly fatty and is being carried by horseradish

I’ll take both!!!!

Born to goon, forced to work

what is the nature of the self if we are always changing to appease others

pal!

if we collectively agreed to be kinder to one another maybe we wouldn’t be so hard on ourselves

verbal gooning requires a level of “yes and” that I need more improv classes to acquire

stud

okay buddy

and what if we performatively called each other man

this is so fun AND so hot