My nose is cold. Whyyy is my nose cold?! It’s the warmest day of the week. It’s 55° but my brain knows it’s December and goes into frozen mode. If I have to pull out socks… ?@!$?!#! 🥶 I hate winter.

That is all. Carry on…

AND I'm sharing a table with author @bobford.bsky.social so there's even more books to choose from!

This weekend — tattoos, vendors, horror personalities, costumes, contests and more! Come snag a book and check out (get?) the tattoos...

Central PA Tattoo & Horror Expo
Oct 3-5th, 2025
Hollywood Casino in Grantville, PA
cpatat2.com

This Saturday!! No matter what you like to read, you'll find it here: horror, thriller, westerns, romance, YA, and more.

Over 125 authors. Tickets are $5 each at the door, or online here. booksbooksbooksevent.com

Announcing... THE GRIM MARKET!
horroronmain.com/grim-market
Mark your calendars!!
November 22 - only $5 at the door - over 10,000 square feet of vendors!

holy paper cuts!!! Ever get one that looks like it could almost use a stitch?? yeouch!!

stupid cardboard…

shouting into the void aka dear algorithm, find me friends who are fans of

horror movies & books
d&d - dnd - dungeons & dragons
rocks and gems
herbs and gardening
recipes
80s hair bands
spicy psychology #iykyk
travel
learning Italian
board games

Hi 👋🏻

Someone really did that?

I’m so used to your voice on tiktok, I realized I “heard” it when I read this! 🤣

And just like that, the universe throws me another vampire idea 🤦🏻‍♀️ noooo… I have other things to write!

Welcome to the sky!!

Without my glasses on, a dark piece of lint on the carpet just turned into a wide variety of bug possibilities!! Stupid lint.

And because I’m late to the game, here’s the previous 4.

Letterboxd Friday!

I’m “theKelli” on there if you want to friend me and share movies

#letterboxdfriday
#lastfourwatched
@letterboxd.social

a cartoon of snoopy and woodstock sitting at a table with a plate of food ALT: a cartoon of snoopy and woodstock sitting at a table with a plate of food

Happy turkey day! May you all enjoy your popcorn 🦃🍿

It’s Bruce. Because. 😊

There are people in my life who cannot know this is a thing! 😳

Who else names inanimate objects? 🙋🏻‍♀️

Currently deciding on a name for my thinking chair. I previously named the microwave, air fryer, TVs, permanent skeletons and gargoyles, and more!!

We have a random wild chicken hanging around the woods/house. We’ve named her Kevin.

I’m not a fan.

Apparently, I’m afraid of chickens, too. That wasn’t on my known fear list 😳

Also, why does it sound like a mogwai?!?!

Happy Halloween!!!

#happyhalloween

Thanks to @kelliowen.bsky.social, @acwise.bsky.social, @kennethwcain.bsky.social, @toddkeisling.bsky.social, @bobford.bsky.social, @amandaheadlee.bsky.social, @wesleysouthard.bsky.social, and Stephen Kozienewski for bringing the horror to READING IN THE DARK.

It was a blast!

#Kindle deals are here! Nothing over $2.99 w/ works by @kelliowen.bsky.social, @williemeikle.bsky.social, @ruthannaevans.bsky.social, @catvoleur.bsky.social, @bobford.bsky.social, @johnboden.bsky.social, @kristopherrufty.bsky.social, & more! #horror #ad #horrorbooks

amzn.to/3Kj4Uoq

Sinister Sunday Market | Trigger's Table & Ta Come join us for an afternoon of all things Halloween! Vendors, movie actor meet and greets, themed menus and more!

This Sunday!! MY LAST SIGNING/APPEARANCE FOR 2024.

Come check out a new indie horror market. I'll be there with books, alongside other vendors and special guests.

www.triggerstableandtaproom.com/event-detail...

#horror #sinistersunday #waynesboro

instructor: find a podcast in Italian to listen to casually in the background, to help immerse into the language.

me: immediately finds a serial killer/true crime podcast and listens to the Ed Gein episode first. 😙🤌🏻🇮🇹

My last in-person event for the year is this Saturday, Oct. 26th! I'll be at the Cecil County Public Library North East from 10am-1pm, signing books alongside
@amandaheadlee.bsky.social, @kelliowen.bsky.social, @kennethwcain.bsky.social, and more!

Join us! 485 Mauldin Avenue North East, MD 21901

Friday #Kindle deals are here! Nothing over $2.99. Works by @bobford.bsky.social, @chadlutzke.bsky.social, @kelliowen.bsky.social, @cmpriest.bsky.social, @andrewcull.bsky.social, @toddkeisling.bsky.social, @laurelhightower.bsky.social & more! #horror #ad #amreading #amreadinghorror

amzn.to/3Kj4Uoq

Have you ever opened a new book and said out loud, “ohhh i hate this font?”

Still gonna read it, but yuck. 🙋🏻‍♀️

Spirit Halloween emails are like a guy in a white van. The kid in me wants the candy, but the adult knows it’s dangerous (for my wallet!)

#halloween #horror