Just saw the Mario Galaxy Movie
10/10 go see it NOW! Quit your job, divorce your wife if you need to. Just go see the movie right now.

After 26 years of searching, I finally found irrefutable evidence of extraterrestrial non-human intelligence. Hurry and download this before they take it down.

Morning Bluesky

So proud of you Central Wisconsin Smash. You showed what 150% looks like today.

Sonic the Hedgehog 4 | Title Reveal (2027 Movie) - Jim Carrey, Ben Schwartz, Kristen Bell YouTube video by Paramount Pictures

youtu.be/YShjCIA9aXk?...

a cartoon of spongebob holding a sword and saying oh , hurry up ALT: a cartoon of spongebob holding a sword and saying oh , hurry up

How much longer until Roger Jr. drops? The wait is killing me.

a kangaroo wearing a white tank top looks at something ALT: a kangaroo wearing a white tank top looks at something

I can beat up people with a kangaroo again ❤️

Ah yes, it's weird cause I remember listening to the original song a lot before the sped up meme. And then I've listened to the sped up version so much that the original feels weird to listen to again.

mario may be super but im super duper

You rest my queen. Thank you for carrying me all these years. I couldn't have done it without you.

Happy birthday 🎂🎉🎈🎁

the magic apocalypse that frees everyone is not coming. the pile of bones just keeps getting higher

Does this mean that a foreign country can bomb the US, kidnap Trump and his wife, and let him stand trial in their own country? For crimes against humanity? Anybody?

Fuck it, top 5 favorite memes:
1. Storm Area 51 to See Dem Aliens - They Can't Stop All of Us
2. You reposted in the wrong neighborhood
3. We Are Number One
4. Ugandan Knuckles
5. Tide Pods

That Zone Between Area 50 and 52 YouTube video by Internet Historian

I made this in the last 30 minutes so probably not an accurate list, but these are all really solid and memorable.
1. www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ7F...
2. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D9S...
3. www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2WH...
4. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVj0...
5. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAJK...

Fuck it, top 5 favorite YouTube videos. (Links Below)
1. That Zone Between Area 50 and 52 - Internet Historian
2. Feeding The Trolls 93: Spirit Science - That Weasel
3. My Heart Will Go On Recorder - Matt Mulholland
4. Weird russian singer - Chum Drum Bedrum
5. 8-Bit World - Your Favorite Martian

Ah fuck it Happy New Year. I won't let the orange devil and Twitter stealer ruin my day.

Idk about y'all but I'm really not looking forward to 2026.

Mawgu is also my favorite

The first one was ok. The second one had good music and that's all I can really say about it. The 80's movie may have been cringe as all Hell, but at least it was fun and creative. No sonic weapons in the new movie, no secret alien controlling everything, just boring, I should read the books.

the "stop doing math" meme except it says "STOP DRIVING CARS". the meme reads: * PEOPLE WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ISOLATED IN CAGES * YEARS OF CONSTRUCTION yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for building ONE MORE LANE * Wanted to travel large distances anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "TRAINS" * "Yes please give me NO GREENERY. Please give me INFINITE PAVEMENT" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Civil Engineers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the concrete and asphalt we built for them (This is REAL Civil Infrastructure, done by REAL Civil Engineers): ? [Image of the infamously hideous Breezewood truck stop] ?? [Image of a gigantic mega parking lot with thousands of cars] ??? [Image of the infamous I-405 gridlock photo with tens of thousands of cars not moving] "Hello I would like [Image of a graph of global surface temperatures] climate please" They have played us for absolute fools

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

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The ranking of the 7 players that came out for Ultimate Singles in Your Area 181 this past Thursday.

Thank you all for coming out to USYA 181. Here are your 7 performers for the event. No USYA next Thursday due to Christmas.
@escapedtheasylum.bsky.social
@docschnasty24.bsky.social
@ezuthealien.bsky.social
@onlyrosmontis.bsky.social
@dacocoyo.bsky.social
@favormyflavor.bsky.social
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Neuron... ACTIVATED!!!