One of the best investments we ever made honestly

Showing my work here’s 10 month old Bud smashing Spaghetti

My experience has been OOPS all growth spurts but that period was definitely “How are you eating THIS much”

I want to thank whoever slipped the “voters want to hear more about Catholic theology” prank survey report to the White House

r/UberEATS u/litaps_Missiciv • 51d • i.redd.it Top 1% Poster Customer reduced tip and gave me negative rating because "i shattered their backboard dunking on their son" HE PASSED ME THE BALL!

sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me

Tony Khan:

This fucking loser who thinks he can adopt a religion and then lecture the head of that religion on its history and teachings. He is such a despicable weasel.

"you know what will help me win an election in 2028, getting into an argument about theology with the pope"

youtu.be/tucZPv-0Hug?...

You know what to do

I fully believe that he was just being friendly to people because that is his entire thing and he’s not a weirdo who spends his time online so he has no reason to know who the Tates are

Don't laugh, I'm a political scientist and political parties only send out messaging memos like this when they are very depressed!!!

If they find the Coke Zero sweetener version that can work with baking/confection…that will be the game changer

I think it’s how liquid vs granule substitutes taste and digest now honestly.

Remember that time a Big Ten OC was on an honest to god PIP

Did we all skip over this a little too quick

Azz & Tittiez by Hypnotize Camp Posse on Apple Music Song · 2000 · Duration 5:34

Will never forget this being dropped unexpectedly in The Campaign music.apple.com/us/album/azz...

NO

The Michael Jackson movie is the most I've been tempted to touch the hot stove re: musician biopic garbage in many years, everything about it sounds psychotic

i wish upon all of you exactly one (1) day in my inbox with all the people and products you never even heard of that have a person citing social stats idgaf about lol everything has a fuckin team and if you see it it's been worked lol google oneshotted itself girl bfr about things

You are going to get something sold to you one way or the other it might as well be in predefined times on the radio or tv!

If there aren’t ads on easily accessible media we get trend mapping and algo manipulation.

No one sees ads for anything anymore which is why it’s all this shit

We have to ban ad free media. It’s the only way

I know I don’t have to tell you but music especially it’s all about manipulating YT and IG just so SOMEONE sees it most of the time. It’s mind numbing and everyone is frustrated as hell by it

Please remember:

Do you want to not use ad blocker on the websites or do you not want burners and sock puppets promoting stuff on trends? Those are the two options!

Conventional advertising and other means have been killed but an investment has to be recouped that means some shit is going in your algorithm if the algorithm thinks you’ll like it!

THIS IS JUST MARKETING IN THE 2020S

Thought experiment:

Changing Isbell Songs to Wonder Years songs and changing Wonder Years songs to Isbell Songs