spiked @spikedonline • 3h What could be more sterile than an activist-approved re-education programme? Graham Linehan @Glinner Also, the idea that we need less shame around sex is so outdated as to be almost comical. All current forecasts predict we need about 60% more shame before the species goons itself out of existence

breaking: man who stated in a public court that he's an expert on 'sissy porn' says we're in danger of gooning ourselves out of existence.

It's a really weird thing to come out of a bad, week long depressive episode and go "there is not enough hardcore bondage in my life, a woman of my age should have a wall of harnesses."
Like I haven't stopped feeling bad, but it's all been redirected to a lack of interesting leash setups now.

oh wait heres an excuse! found a photo of this from 8 months ago and its funny how much less "full" they looked before in that amount of time lol

Drawing of a woman with an undercut of gray gray hair and ice blue eyes, head tilting at an angle as she opens her mouth to show off her teeth and tongue.

Some fun practice with color and teeths :3c

a dark skinned girl with huge boobs and dog ears and tail

got a few new bimbo werewolves coming

This is Sofia

A witch crouching in front of a portal gleaming with green demonic light; two knives from her bandolier of flying knives have impaled the ghastly arms reachin gout from the portal, and they are being drained of their essence which is being sucked into the many fanged mouths on the witches' back and belly.

Where to start off with Liz... she likes cross country runs, antique knives, stalking prey at night, eating demons, and girls who are a bit of a challenge. Yknow, standard stuff most girls find attractive in a witch.

Oh she has 9 mouths on her body, with huge tongues. Regular stuff.
#art i guess

Vibes like

Writing for people who hate reading (who wish your book had a lot of pictures or was a TV show instead) is a lot like cooking good, proper Chinese food for someone who only wants to eat box mac and cheese, chicken nuggets, and fries. It's pointless. bsky.app/profile/desi...

I can't let this post go by without adding the extended version
www.tumblr.com/mothsbythela...

Two women are on stage for a trivia game show where wrong answers TF you. The woman on the left is turning into a shark pooltoy and the woman on the right is becoming a goo catgirl. She's licking a paw. Image text: ANNOUNCER: We're back on CHANGE YOUR ANSWER and Alexa has finally answered a question INCORRECTLY! You know what THAT means! ALEXA (shark girl): Uh... Do I get to at least select where it STARTS? ANNOUNCER: You do NOT!

Now that this illo for Abe's very cute story "Change Your Answer" has been up on the site for a week or so I'm posting it here. Pool Shark VS Goo Catgirl, whoever wins, we... also win, haha.

People born today will never understand how aggressive some dudes were in the 2000s about needing to eat bacon to feel masculine. They'd make it their entire lifestyle & this was just one of the default types of guys that you'd encounter. Running into a "bacon guy" was just a normal part of life.

Would yall wanna read some smutty bug woman horror or nah

Two characters kissing in a bathtub, one is a mermaid the other is wearing an office work attire. There are ghost fishes floating around them.

Ron Perlman voice: "War... War don't sex."

Poilievre applauds JK Rowling a comments about trans athletes vans in Olympics Not pictured: any trans people

Not pictured: a single trans person

*whispering into the mic* "They fell for the tranny hate gambit"

Uma enjoyers be like: I’m so hungry I could take— I mean, eat a horse!

Hellraiser is young adult fiction if your parents are cool.

Unless that puppy girl is Leman Russ*

Who's that pokemon!
It's *a weapon platform*

That's a relief

Alright, this keeps coming up in my circles (and you'll be able to figure out exactly what kind of circles they are in a moment) so let me set the record on the matter once and for all.
Yes. Puppygirls are allowed to eat chocolate*. It's fine.

*some may not, but not cause of being ouppy.

Why does she look like Gavin Newsom and Hillary Clinton got trapped in the machine from The Fly

You notice how these guys never care when certain huge lib/centrist accounts engage in daily harassment and crybullying campaigns? Or how every time someone says Harris should have run a better campaign, they get put on 500 new lists with titles like "nazi maga epstein tankies".

I need a next life - I'm not satisfied to know you just once.

Two ceramic pigs labeled "pigs with no specific duties"

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

Reposting NSFW art is always like firing in the air to keep rental prices low.
But my girlfriend makes amazing art, so some low-flying pigeons will be at risk!
If you are one of the few non-perverts who follows me, well, close your eyes or something!

A woman (ok, a kor. They look like grey humans) laying on her belly on a bed of purple and blue tentacles that grab at her arms while a particularly large tentacle takes her anally to her obvious satisfaction.

I think it's pretty obvious why I'm not much into the swing of things with MtG anymore when my answer to "what's your favorite ship" is "Nahiri x all of Emrakul's tentacles." Did you know Emrakul uses she/her pronouns?
Anyway this was a fun diversion, love drawing lesbian #nsfw #art. Smut. w/e.