i would wear that [derogatory]

the other best thing is nobody tries to press-gang you into their essential oils downline

did anybody else repeatedly play elroy goes bugzerk on the computer in the late 90s and if so did it also form part of the bedrock of your sense of humor

there’s absolutely no reason john redcorn and nancy couldn’t have just invited dale into a loving anarchic polycule

new form of lateral violence: a lesbian i dislike asked if im watching heated rivalry

wikipedia article listing fatal alligator attacks in the U.S.

little something to take the edge off

2026 is gonna be the year that i get blocked by the Them instagram

do you want it to taste like sinister grapefruit or the backseat of a car at a gas station while your parents are pretending they’re not mad at each other?

ok so at this point i’ve smoked enough different strains of weed to know that yes, in fact they all do have different and distinctive tasting notes. the problem is all of these are Not Great

yea sure why not

straight up frankin’ the stein

there she hoes…. there she hoes again

do not ask for whom the vengabus comes. it comes for thee

i’m a great proponent of unflattering code names personally

unfortunately i’m pretty sure comedy peaked with the bud light real men of genius radio commercials and it’s been a long slow descent ever since

That’s such an impressive feat! congratulations on finishing the whole thing!

jurassic park dilophosaurus

i could change her

dnd:
- do not dragons
- dungeons and disturb
- do not desuscitate
- dungeons not dragons
- do not do

ok then what

hey siri how can i become more problematic

No worries! you have my blessing—go for it!!

labubu majora
labubu minora

There’s a type of overly sanitized cottagecore-ish “just a little guy” mouse-in-a-jean-jacket aesthetic that imo in today’s climate and push for purity culture is a little too close to the right wing tradwife vibe

i get reactionary too

stuck where the trade left me

stuck where the trade left me

stuck where the trade left me

stuck where the trade left me

i want to remake the entire sleepaway camp series. trans icon angela still
murders the same amount of people but her hair is better and she’s less hung up on camping. in fact she’s murdering people so they stop making her go camping. but they keep making her go and that’s why there’s sequels