Unfortunately, not the kind he’s into…

MAGA hates spending “government money” on feeding kids, but cheer when that same money is used to bomb kids in another country.

Santa Claus

I don’t dress up like Santa Claus, and volunteer because I’m nice.

I put on this ridiculous red suit out of memory for my mother, and her love of Christmas.

This year all photos will be donations only.

If you can leave a tip, great, but no child will be turned away this year for lack of money.

Traffic is pretty light here in Portland. It must be the #rapture.

I’d really love to be taking a walk in the rain through the forest.

You’re Bible lesson from a heathen.

Colossians 3:12 - Therefore, as God’s chosen people, holy and dearly loved, clothe yourselves with compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness and patience.

#witch

Recession starting in 3… 2… 1…

MAGA women will call Michelle Obama a man, and then walk out of the plastic surgeon looking like a Jim Hansen puppet.

Elon Musk: Why are people so sensitive? Can’t they take a joke?

Also Elon Musk: Why are they all laughing at me??? 😭😭😭

Our country has become that naked guy who dances at the intersection that you roll your windows up to avoid.

It’s pretty woke of MAGA to suddenly care about electric cars.

I wish MAGA cared as much about women and children as they do about Tesla.

People who think professional wrestling is real think that the allegations of covering up sexual assault against Linda McMahon and her husband Vince are fake.

Make it make sense.

Proud dad! Dee’s always been a great guy. He just made my kids day.

Maybe it’s nothing except my insomnia speaking, but the red strings are connecting.

To what though?

Thoughts?

#SeveranceSeason2

Helena is the Latin form of Helen

Helena - Helen of Troy
Season 2 Episode 5 - Trojan’s Horse

Helen of Troy was worshipped as a patron deity of sailors - Another sailing/ocean reference

Helen was also split between two lovers

Helena/Helly/Helen meaning - torch or light

Church bells and crows.

#portlandoregon

The white people who are throwing the term DEI around are the same white people who are upset they can’t use the N-word.

I suppose I should settle down and find someone to surf the apocalypse with.

#datingover50

They want your daughters to have their babies, and they want your sons to fight their wars.

Not their kids.

I’m back. I won’t be posting much today, but if we’re mutuals on TikTok I’ll be explaining a little of what’s going on later today.

I’ve missed all of you!

I don’t eat eggs, and after seeing the prices I’m glad I don’t!

Pretty soon fruit and vegetables will be just as expensive.

Egg prices hit record highs this week.

Much of the increase is the result of egg shortages brought on by avian flu.

How has Trump responded? By ordering public health agencies to cease communications with the public.

His presidency is a threat to our health and our wallets.

I’m going to go away for a few days. I won’t be responding to messages online. If you have my number and need me, text me.

Egg prices went up 37% since Trump has been in office.

I thought your Fuhrer was supposed to lower the cost of eggs.

Dummies

If you’re worried that a person of color or an immigrant might take your job you’re probably not qualified for that job.

Go back to school and improve yourself.

Stop blaming minorities for your shortcomings.

I was notified by my insurance company today that the price of my insulin is likely to increase because of policy changes.

So much for helping the average people, right? 

Just so we are all PERFECTLY clear, not one single solitary person in the last 80 years has made THAT gesture on accident.

I really need to see the ocean soon!