born to shitpost, forced to work on jira tickets

Bf took candid of photo of me working out at the gym oh I’m humiliated ….

new kind of procrastination where i see if i can sew myself a shirt without a pattern

he wanna flunk slayyyter richard we should study later

a woman is looking through a magnifying glass at something in front of a house . ALT: a woman is looking through a magnifying glass at something in front of a house .

let me zooom

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CRANK IT

wait omg? i'm omw

taking medical leave from work because i have Pokopia Burnout

didn't realize how real she was

LOVE zara

guess i'll crank it

gay rumpelstiltskin: im gonna steal ur baby if u cant guess which bjork album is my favorite this week

This album haunts me to this day. It’s not on streaming anymore, but it has an aesthetic that other artists are simply too afraid to explore

house getting so cold but i already tuned off the heat when we were having 80° days and im too stubborn to turn it back on

for the record i'm her age, whatever it is

robyn and slayyyter dropping aoty contenders on the same day like

coworkers all in a nasty mood today luckily it's 70° and sunny and i'm getting drinks outside later so no one could piss me off

sorry guys i'm just catching, up is it too late to whack josh?

just classless

and Kyle Richards never shows up so i'll be there instead!

sitting in a meeting and realizing halfway thru that they meant to invite the Other Kyle

if I just show her all the facts she'll have no choice but to book!

DMing Slayyyter to ask her to play a baltimore show you can all thank me later

this Oscar the Grouch erasure 😭😭

you will never be alone in barcelona...

i don't think we could produce a charli xcx jukebox musical without grins

need this!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

I loooove good news!!! when Monique rejoins the cast next season and her and Stacey spread joy and kindness >>