same, but it does tend to get a little "spread out" around here in the middle stage 😀

before, during, or after a project?

One of the first things I would ask a potential suitor is, “How organized would you say you are?”

Painstakingly scraping paint off of electrical outlet and switch covers to reinstall. from project house #2. I like this style with the grooves. Very thick and sturdy too. Made by Sierra Electric Gardena CA

you know that song by Rush The Spirit of Radio?
Nine out of ten people call it Salesman

Trying to teach this spiral ham to go down the stairs like a slinky

no sir, although I prefer plastic in wide mouth jars for my family heirloom sized fastener collection

I picked up an 18oz. jar of orange marmalade from Aldi.
I know this is a controversial subject.

One time in the early 90's, embarrassingly, I was thrown out of a small venue Eagles concert. They were singing Life In the Fast Lane and they asked--"are you with me so far" and I raised my hand because I wasn’t paying attention and wasn’t with them so far.

Name a movie with a good title. I’ll go first.
The Reincarnation of Peter Proud

Going to bring this 85+yo beauty front door back to life. Hello Bondo.

I invented a new contraction yesterday. There're. It means the same thing as they're only I'm stupid.

Somehow, I ended up here while looking for a decent quality linseed oil-based glazing compound. The trauma dumping is a value-add

Your kid: Somebody stole my retainer!

You: No. That's not a thing that happens.

Speaking of lead flashing, have you ever noticed the shingles directly down-slope of a plumbing stack or chimney with lead collar flashing? There're pristine. The leaching lead be killin' the black mold. I'm ok grandfathering it in. In moderation of course. Just not for water pipes ☠️

Whenever I’m there I’m looking for right whales or great whites but it’s usually just squirrels eating lead flashing

I just want to be rich enough to afford fresh and not after season sale jellybeans

The dogs are like, "I dunno man, they've been feeding us like an hour early for days and hell if I'm going to say anything"

learn from it and move on

therapist: so what started the fight

him: she asked what i bought and all i said was polyurethane

polly: NO, YOU’RE A THANE

rats. I knew he looked familiar. just couldn't place him without the context of a mobile home parked at a beach

I'll take a wild stab at it. Is it Mr. "don't do the crime if you can't do the time" aka Robert Blake?

Did you ever burn the roof of you mouth and then about 3-4 days later as it’s finally starting to heal you have a snack and a pointy dorrito shard jabs directly into it? ha ha so fun

“One if by land, two if by sea” is a handy mnemonic for remembering that driving is, more often than not, cheaper than chartering a boat.

Look kid, occasionally I’m going to drop an obscure boomer reference and it’s up to you to dust off your Encyclopædia Britannica and figure it out

You know, Italy seems nice and all, but I always thought the boot shape was a little gimmicky

Do y’all know about rice socks?
Fill a tube sock with uncooked rice and microwave it for around a minute thirty seconds. I have one on my lap now it’s great for warming you up on a VERY cold morning.

can't believe Minute Maid is discontinuing frozen orange juice. damn. we grew up on that stuff. and who didn't try a spoonful thinking it would taste like an orange popsicle. if memory serves it was a bit tart.

what is your most trustworthy knot and why is it a bowline

one time I used double sided tape for a single sided application. haunts me to this day.