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Posts by Not That Jeff

hope he dies :)

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crude drawing of a smiling anthrpomorphic dog with a word bubble reading

i want them to pay for what they've done

crude drawing of a smiling anthrpomorphic dog with a word bubble reading i want them to pay for what they've done

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Yes, look at the absolute monstrosity I can make with my mutate deck 🤗

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A little show off - Instagram hated this video #gayclown#clown#ass#boylesque

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These incredible Buff Tip Moths blend in so well with branches that you might mistake them for sticks. Nature's masters of disguise are truly fascinating!

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Come sit on daddy’s face

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If I thought I was anything like my parents I would kill myself with anal beads made out of hand grenades.

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Roman Numerals tattoos across one pec are quickly becoming my first ick.

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Holy shit!! Bro is caked up!! My first thought was ramming my face and motor boating them! 🥵🤤

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a woman is talking to another woman and says `` you brought this on yourself '' . ALT: a woman is talking to another woman and says `` you brought this on yourself '' .

The Ruling Class and 1%: violence and property damage is unacceptable!

Everyone else:

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The person in charge of Bluesky today

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Hi I'm Bluesky, I love AI code and dropping a cartoon anvil on my head that causes a tall lump to spontaneously form and birds to circle my head

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i forgot it was #humpday and didn’t take a pic so here’s some greatest hits 😇

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"Ex MAGAs" can all go fuck themselves and die in a warehouse fire.

I'm not welcoming or forgiving shit.

Get fucked. Kick rocks. Bye.

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I hate 4 out of the 5 trending topics on Bluesky. Can we leave that kind of shit to Twitter?

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Good thing no one reads these

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What kind of body dysmorphia is it when you pre over your body as it actually is, but you just fucking hate every inch of it?

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Employment jelly, repost for a job you'll love and deserve

Employment jelly, repost for a job you'll love and deserve

Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies.

I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.

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Sins aren't real and neither is the being you think keeps track of them.

Calling me a sinner is like saying I'm a purple nerferfluttermcquiggly.

I just think you're a stroke victim with jello for brains who doesn't know what they're saying

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#PortfolioDay

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Hi #PortfolioDay 🩸
I'm Esther, a Concept Artist and Illustrator from Andalusia, currently working in the videogame industry.

Fantasy and colorful characters and creatures are my thing! I'd love to work on TTRPGs some day.

esgalorcontact@gmail.com www.artstation.com/esgalor

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Illustration of a two headed red dragon roaring on a volcano with lava splashing below and a lightning cracking behind. Done for Magic the Gathering. Card title: Twinflame Tyrant.

Illustration of a two headed red dragon roaring on a volcano with lava splashing below and a lightning cracking behind. Done for Magic the Gathering. Card title: Twinflame Tyrant.

Illustration of a Storm from the X-Men joyfully creating a tiny cloud to water baby Groot in his pot while he takes a shower and dances under that rain. Done for Magic the Gathering. Card title: Regrowth.

Illustration of a Storm from the X-Men joyfully creating a tiny cloud to water baby Groot in his pot while he takes a shower and dances under that rain. Done for Magic the Gathering. Card title: Regrowth.

Illustration of a white griffin with black tipped feathers and golden tiger stripes stylized as calligraphy penstrokes, wearing black and gold barding with a couple of messenger bags on the sides full of scrolls. The griffin is flying over the Silverquill campus in Strixhaven. Done for Magic the Gathering. Card title: Herald of Amity.

Illustration of a white griffin with black tipped feathers and golden tiger stripes stylized as calligraphy penstrokes, wearing black and gold barding with a couple of messenger bags on the sides full of scrolls. The griffin is flying over the Silverquill campus in Strixhaven. Done for Magic the Gathering. Card title: Herald of Amity.

Illustration of a blue ooze in the shape of a Chordatan pirate hammershark after absorbing them, wearing their pirate jacket and skeleton inside. They are waving at the rest of the pirate crew on the deck trying to blend in with them while they look at the ooze with confused expressions. Done for Magic the Gathering. Card title: Slick Imitator.

Illustration of a blue ooze in the shape of a Chordatan pirate hammershark after absorbing them, wearing their pirate jacket and skeleton inside. They are waving at the rest of the pirate crew on the deck trying to blend in with them while they look at the ooze with confused expressions. Done for Magic the Gathering. Card title: Slick Imitator.

Hey #PortfolioDay!
I'm Xabi, freelance illustrator from the Basque Country in Spain, with a deep love for fantasy art and pirates🏴‍☠️
Currently working for MtG.

xabigaztelua.com
linktr.ee/xabigazte
💌xabigaztelua[at]gmail[dot]com

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J.D. Vance as Death going down a series of doors marked Pope Francis, Iran negotiations, Viktor Orban’s re-election and U.S. midterms.

J.D. Vance as Death going down a series of doors marked Pope Francis, Iran negotiations, Viktor Orban’s re-election and U.S. midterms.

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Amazon employees can learn a lot from other large warehouse employees about unfair work conditions and low pay 🔥🔥🔥

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Meet the High School Student Who Built a Water Filter That Can Remove 95% of Microplastics Mia Heller, 18, invented a revolutionary filtration system that can remove microplastics from our water. Learn how she did it and more good news from the week.

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EDUCATION is how the United States wins not 🎺

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Is this art? Folks on IG seem to think so 🤣💦

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