Mythos by Stephen Fry, I loved it.

Just die.

You'll be fine with a -cillin. It's the -zoles you need to not drink on.
But yeah that would be a thing so wonderful it'd be worth risking it all to celebrate 🤣🥂

Fuck horse racing. RIP Get On George and Gold Dancer 😔 I wish the jockeys had died instead of the horses.

One good use of the supposed two-week ceasefire is to get back to talking about the Epstein files

I see the strong and stable genius is behaving in his usual statesmanlike and dignified manner today.

Is that fat orange fuck not dead yet?! Where's a cheeky atherosclerotic plaque rupture when you need one?!

"put a book down in front of Dear Leader, and the demented old fuck is likely to start gnawing on it" 🤣😆😆🤣😆
chef's kiss Jeff!

You help our mental health every day Jeff, do what you need to do to help your own. Lots of love xx

Wasn't Warfighter a game?

I've watched hours and hours of curling and still have no idea whatsoever what was going on or what the brushes do or what the rules even are.

Sad to lose my cool points but I really don't like either band 🤣😳

I think it was about 20 years ago I saw them at Old Trafford. It was amazing, although I was gutted they did Everlong acapella.

Erm, dreary, shouty, tuneless. And obvs Taylorless. Just not great.

Foos on Graham Norton and I want to cry at how shit it was 😔

It’s one of his favourite tics, saying “think of it” whenever he fucks a word up, I think it’s how he tries to reset what’s left of his brain.

Over here we had one who lost an election because he looked a bit weird eating a bacon sandwich.

Love you Jeff, thinking of you xx

Desperately looking for anyone in Scotland to foster a 2 year old female cat named Bambi. Incredibly affectionate and friendly. Indoor-only. Whether temporary (a few weeks) or longer term.

She's going to be put to sleep otherwise -- due to a heart issue that won't affect her for another 12 months

A scruffy black terrier with sticky up ears and a Black and Tan corgi cross recline in the lap of luxury on a pile of mint green and teal cushions on a cream throw on a sofa (princess and the pea vibes)

Hope everyone has had a lovely Valentine's Day. I spent the day with the most perfect, handsome and rightly spoilt boys I know 💕🐾

My boys love the snuffle mat!

Omg 💕🐾

I fucking love otters so much

"The former FBI agent was pardoned after Trump was bribed" seems the more accurate headline here.

Oh no Jeff I'm so sorry to hear this 😔

Absolutely loving how seriously Pink Pantheress is taking Weakest Link. Iconic scenes. Love her even more now.

I'm here for it though, loving her 😍

Definitely not trying to compensate for anything...