I think the synthesis here is non-mouse-based interfaces where hotkeys are used to give you the maximum number of options at once with minimal nesting & no clicking

I remember seeing this on Classics of Game and getting really nervous at how slowly he moved relative to his jump height and how often he hit his head on the ceiling

Why does the ogre smile?

10 eps into watching Turn A Gundam with my housemate. She turns to me and asks "how long is this show again?" and when I answer "50 episodes" her face lights up in a big grin. Same, sister

A place where soldiers are free to live as they wish, unencumbered by the demands of lesser men... striking cool poses on a tarmac at sunset, saluting the air

Happy birthday!! wishing you relief of toe

I remember sitting next to Aud, trying to convince her that the SNK devs had to have been inspired by this movie. Went to pull up a visual reference, but all the search results related to Geese Howard were just screencaps of gay porn crudely mspainted to look like him. Laughed so hard I woke up

Watched film ROADHOUSE (1989) in dream last night. It was about a teen named "Roadhouse" who sold drugs that made people turn into dinosaurs and immediately die. When he took them it gave him berserker strength. He did a move that was (in the dream) the inspiration for Geese Howard's Raging Storm

RISK OF RAIN 2 (2020): You can tell it came out before Vampire Survivors because it doesn't have that evil in it. Incentives to speedrun & balance on razor's edge of power curve are appreciated. Good third person camera. Art style feels like indie game Corporate Memphis but music is achingly good...

I have a lot more fun with Elric when I judge Moorcock's prose by the standards of "particularly imaginative CRPG" instead of "literary fiction." Bro writes conversations that read like someone clicking every option in a Morrowind NPC's dialogue tree in sequential order

“anthology of the killer” is one of the only video games i would lay down my life for. you play it and find yourself thinking “we could’ve been doing stuff like this the entire time?”

This is the original lol

YAAAY

Wondrous fat dragon

Baroque original version is perfectly aligned with the zeitgeist what a sizable portion of grungy lofi indie game devs wish they could make and still no publisher will localize it official-like. go to HELL.

Classic challenge of images: Is it a drawing by Go Nagai, or a Go Nagai character drawn by his exponentially more talented assistant Ken Ishikawa? 99% of users fail

Recreate Dramatis Personae of Labubu In Your Mind Using Unlicensed Merchandise as Only Source Challenge
Difficulty Rating: ★★★★★

Yesterday I went to a "Goth Flea Market" with the girls. Looked at a stand and they had zombie labubu cake pop for dogs. Red food die dripping from jagged smiles. Pointed it out to Aud, who corrected me: the bakery treats for dogs were the adjacent stand. This was a zombie labubu cake pop for adults

I disembark from Maximum Fun cruise that departed May 2016. I call everything "boys," dogs are "fluffy boys" ants "spicy boys." Synth album about computer learning to love bumping in Sennheisers. Lungs unprepared for the extinction of primordial fern & cycad that occurred in my absence. Slow hypoxia

Reasons to go on a cruise ship:
-Placating psychotic family member with a lot of money on the line
-Discovered an integer underflow glitch in the Wheel of Samsara where if u get an exciting enough form of diarrhea it counts for like +65,535 karma and next life u get to reincarnate as the Grinch

Someday we're gonna get that remake of Maze of Galious by the La Mulana folks. There are plenty of things in life to look forward to

Had a stress dream where I had to host SNL but I've never watched SNL so it was mostly just me dressed like Geordie Greep sweating on a stage while I told people about new video games. Woke up at 5AM and told Aud "I have a new swag I need to embody" but it apparently came out as "Iuu wah nesg mmbeh"

The composer for Blomby Bumpy Kids went too hard and died in explosion

The whole time he was composing it he was really scared and making scared sounds like "Auh waah buua shes gonna get me buhhee i gotta do these synths good"

"Woah this track did NOT need to go this hard!!" it did, the composer knew that if it didn't I was going to fucking get him

Okay so you might see this video with the audio muted. Now imagine how the music must sound like. I urge you to unmute and listen to what it's actually like because I guarantee you you're not prepared for it.

The "if you can recognize what character it is, it's on model" maxim used to great effect

OK KO was great man. Every generation of kids deserves at least one cartoon with golden-age-Simpsons level comedic timing. Jokes coming at u like hits in a Tekken wall combo

Warlock (Shithead)