...okay, well, Becca's not allowed to write the little descriptive blurbs after midnight anymore.

What a dumb fucking answer. Deans don't get mad at you if you give a student anything other than an A, if they're not deserving of one.

Pissy little manbaby wannabe kings, however...

Doing this video with a painting of Washington in the background is a level of irony that even he’d probably cross the Delaware again just to get away from

I'm so annoyed by how much I like those damn jackets.

Taylor Hall can't spell two.

Ottawa should've won that one...alas. The dumbasses from Raleigh luck into another 2-0 series lead.

I hope that whole arena gets food poisoning from their subpar bbq.

All I can think is that the deal was made with Dallas but someone in the visual graphics department is a 'Hawks fan and snuck that in. (Which, if that's the case, is brilliant and I approve.)

There is a Geico commercial that portrays a Dallas Stars hat trick. The gecko skates around all of the hats on the ice, the crowd is going wild, and the camera pans up to show the scoreboard...where the Stars are losing 4-3 to Chicago.

Why? Why not have them winning? Why Chicago? I HAVE QUESTIONS.

YES. And they gave Carolina a penalty shot, which they missed. We play on!!

Offside reviews suck... EXCEPT when they erase the joy of an entire building of CAR fans who thought their team just won in OT 😈

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Only need 2 shots to score 2 goals

It makes me SO SAD. I loved going to shows at the Kennedy Center...such an incredibly beautiful, special venue that is ruined for all of us. Just another thing in my city he's destroyed (y'know, aside from all the general bad fascist stuff).

This baseball game is ugly in kind of a beautiful way and I feel like that's just going to be the 2026 Washington Nationals in a nutshell. I'm here for the chaos.

Any chance the Nats are going to invest some money in some pitching this season? Because, uh......

“Getting hit by Tom Wilson was (a welcome to the league moment). That hurts.”

-Berkly Catton
#SeaKraken

Yeah, my brain immediately went to "man, it's tough enough as it is to get downtown by 7". Seems like people with kids would leave far earlier anyway while that 15 minutes makes a much bigger difference when battling rush hour...but what do I know?

I could write bad poetry without an expensive gadget wtf are we doing here.

Is there a reason why all of the Nats games now seem to start well before 7? I assume they're trying to stagger the start times across the league (which...NHL...take notes) and they go by first-pitch time (....again, NHL) but my brain is programmed to think 7:00 pm. Sportsing time.

He absolutely thought Rep. Walberg was just excusing him and then when he realized that wasn't the case, he figured sitting back down would make him look dumb(er than he already did) so he leaned into it.

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oh god

they're back

#couplegoals

Cannot get away from Marcel freaking Ozuna...

Is that future Capitals legend and sweet angel Matthew Schaefer

Every time I learn more about players you like, I take it as less of a good thing that you also like TW43 😆

Believe me, if I could go a lifetime without ever talking about him I would. This is the reality that Tulsky has crafted for us all, though.

Nic Deslauriers, the missing piece

Remember when they used to at least try to hide their disgusting racism behind dog whistles and coded language? In some ways this is better, because it puts them firmly on record as being horrible people, but man...the decline of shame in recent years is really something to watch.

sorry buddy

good game

next season for us both!!!!

Dude, I have been asking that about your damn team ALL SEASON LONG.