That's so fun! Watching Scream with people who have never seen it is great because it lets you have the first time experience vicariously. I always ask a first timer who they think the killer is about half-way through.
Remember, this asshole spent $7 million on lobster tails and $15 million on rib eyes last September. He doesn't care at all.
"Listen up sailors, I know frozen carrots, boiled hamburgers, and what I assume are Fruit Roll-up-like sheets of gelatinous Fancy Feast cat food are not an ideal meal. But know that it is a noble sacrifice so the Secretary of Def, er, WAR, can maintain his $7 million per month on lobster tails."
I thought someone might say this. To cover my ass I'm going to say that the guy who wrote the original post would think that birds only eat a tiny amount... (Yeah... That's what the original guy thinks, not me...)
All of these movies are horribly dated before they come out. That's the biggest problem with doing a parody movie as opposed to a spoof. Parody movies are basically dumb references and worthless cameos. Spoofs are better in that they lampoon a genera.
Your two questions point to his poor syntax. I assume that he's a fuck who expected her to eat like a bird because that's how "regular" women eat.
But a lot of people don't eat ribs in a "regular" way. They gnaw the bones, need 50 napkins, it's pretty gross. I doubt this is what he meant though.
I still sneak in stuff, but since I got an unlimited pass, I don’t sweat the snack prices that much.
I love going to the movies, and since I don’t have to directly pay for the tickets anymore, I see buying popcorn or a drink as my small contribution to keeping the cinema in business.
Yes, so do I! It’s THE best subscription I pay for. I have one for my son too. We often go 2 or 3 times a week. After 2 movies it’s basically free entertainment.
The picture is from a Regal, and my first thought was, for that price you could pay for Unlimited passes for a family of 4.
Not if you can resist stuffing your face with popcorn AND nachos! It’s not hard brining in drinks and candy either. Wrap them up in a sweatshirt or blanket. My family and I do it all the time. Plus no one at the theater is going risk making a scene about it.
It’s your fault you got hosed. You’re paying to see Mario Galaxy in IMAX, a major up-charge. You need popcorn AND nachos? We all know snacks are a ripoff, sneak drinks and candy in.
For the price of your IMAX ticket you could get a Regal Unlimited pass & go to as many movies you want a month.
It is so obvious that he is going to do this that there is no point in writing an article about it. Does the WSJ feature exclusive articles predicting that the sky will blue tomorrow too?
It's really 1 and a half. Died Friday afternoon, resurrected early Sunday morning.
Bullshit! We are $39 trillion in debt. Every dollar we spend is a dollar we don't actually have. If we can spend an endless amount of money we already don't have on wars, golf outings, and whatever other crap, we can just as easily spend endless money we don't have making the lives of people better.
How pathetically limited and incomprehensibly boring these people are.
You wouldn’t have even thought to mention it because it’s such a basic thing to do for someone you love. Right? I wouldn’t have either. Except, some manchild having a meltdown over it is so pathetic that you’re compelled to say something just so others know that the baby doesn’t speak for all men.
Then turn on the lights, asshole! And if your wife complains, scream “I will not be submissive!” See what that gets you.
OR you could just be an adult and say, “I wouldn’t want someone to wake me, so I will assert my manliness by choosing not to wake her and I won’t even be a bitchy baby about it.”
3!
Putting “fill both our car with gas,” on his list of chores that men have to do would be wonderful satire. But since he’s being serious, the joke is on him. And it’s even funnier!
Unless it’s a maga hat. It’s animal cruelty to have a hat like that on an animal, cartoon or not.
1. Most parents are going to be too busy looking for a 2nd job just to pay for gas and food prices to search for & vet principals.
2. We already elect school boards to do this job, so we already have a say.
3. Wouldn't you need a functioning Dep. of Education to carry out/enforce this silly shit?
Why isn’t this shitstain in a Romanian prison?
That scene where Kay is smoking, drops the cigarette into the water and the creature is just glaring, feels like an anti-smoking and pro-environment add decades before there were such things!
The creature was obligated to protect the sanctity of his home!
MAGA is not ready for ASUKA!!!
I would watch it a dozen times!
Yes, there is no doubt whatsoever that the creature is the victim, and I think they new that, even back in 1954.
Since the people running the companies are incapable of an artistically creative thought, I assume they all used AI to generate their logo. So it’s just one big incestuous circle jerk with one AI ripping off another.
What an apt analogy!
This should end by saying:
New Mexico, the 36th-most populous state, is spending $600 mil to provide universal free childcare. Based on a conservative estimates, in the last 3 weeks we've used $5.2 bil in these missiles alone. Enough to provide free childcare to 9 states with similar populations.
It is, undoubtedly, very little.
Come on man, if she is polite enough to put up with YOUR company for an entire meal, surely she deserves at least 12 wings, a side, a good drink, and a desert.
