How many grams of protein are in one of those?

Note to self: do.

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I’m sure we could still figure out a way around this.

She probably masks up in public, but had to use the lucha mask as she was out of N-95s

The back of a black shirt saying eat your girl or I will. The winner of the shirt is surrounded by two women who are supposed to be attractive.

Today in FB shirt ads: um, there’s a reason it’s called eating out your girl and not eating your girl, Dahmer.

There’s four places to get pizza in our small town: Pizza Hut, Lil Caesar’s, the hot dog food truck, and “The Coop” inside the west side gas station.

Luckily, the manager at the west side gas station has restaurant bona fides, and he makes a decent pizza. Now, if I could afford it more often…

The only way to get guaranteed action in a small Southern town.

As a gen X, there’s no way I’m answering this unironically.

I will argue Bad Teacher inspired a ton of knockoff IPs, and is thus memorable if not in a morally good way.

You mean the original Malcolm In The Middle.

Let Me Be Your Hog went directions I wasn’t expecting.

I thought the funny 5 had a weird incest theme last week…

She’s advanced for her age!

a bald man is sitting at a desk and giving a peace sign . Alt: a bald man is sitting at a desk and giving a peace sign .

I’m not voting NO, I’m voting “NO”.

T-shirt idea:

DEAD PEDOPHILES
DON’T RE-OFFEND
…..YET!!

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Some ad was playing “In Case You Didn’t Know” by Brett Young over images of their romantic shit they sell. I noped that very quickly and all Brett got to sing was “🎶In case you didn’t know, baby I’m crazy🎶” and I feel like that was an improvement on the original song.

Coming soon: “exposure to nerve gas is the only way to develop a natural immunity to it.”

To be fair, I will swipe right on a hot looking catfish. It’s gaslighting, is what it is.

That was a wrong followup statement/question. He should have asked “Which is more important to you, the economy or the dean’s self-image?”

Am I the only one who refers to scents as “flavors” in casual conversation? You know, “what flavor is that soap?”

RANDOM ASIDE: You know what hasn’t happened yet? Donald Trump has never heard the Queen of England owns all the swans, and thus hasn’t been inspired to try and own all the geese.

Although, now that I think of it, Trumpeter Swans might be more his flavor.

What about ‘ludes, dude?

Days Of Our Lives Nights

As a Texan, I can say that Trump should warsh his hands of this guy.

Raw chicken is just acoustic Rotisserie.

Not quoting the post this is about, but someone complained Trump used the term “men” when there were women casualties.

Sure, buddy. THAT’S the issue here. I bet you judge the curtains on set when you watch porn.

What if we made a sequel KILL THE CLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE?

I’m the reason AI hallucinates because I can’t be bothered to take the prompts seriously.

A libertarian acquaintence of mine posted about Mississippi’s state liquor woes and used it as an example of government can’t do shit right.
Turns out MS tried to privatize the state liquor agency & that’s when things got fucked up.
He responded to like minded friends, but my comment? No. Huh.