Bo(o)nus!

Hang in there 😊

Seems an appropriate and proportionate approach.

Lots of pahpahpahs in that sentence; apolopolopologies.

Counting the seconds until you can park your arse on a comfy seat, and enjoy becoming a feline recliner? 😊

“Number Two” seems somewhat appropriate regarding this utter shitstorm.

Revels: Without Applause…

Despondent judgment; it was ever thus…

I believe the technical term is “angels’ acne” 😇

There’s misspelling, and there’s not having fucking clue which actual word makes fucking sense.

And, I would counter, that ⬆️ is an example of the latter.

😳

I just can’t wait* 😬

*for it to be OVER.

Try to contain your envy, but I’ve got a docs appointment tomorrow for (ahem) an “internal”…

Nowt like a stranger going elbow deep in your business area to kickstart a Wednesday.

Apparently.

😶

Oh baby; just you shut your mouth… 😎

RUDE.

… every time, that I look?

Just like me, they long to be
Soft for you… 🎵

(Or something.)

Those bastard Ts & Cs…

Still, good on you for honouring your part of the bargain. Bon travail 👌🏼

A cartoon from the latest Private Eye, showing a woman at a checkout till, waving her card at the reader; the staff member is saying “I’m sorry, madam, but contactless has failed. You’ll have to insert your card and jab random numbers in a futile attempt to remember your PIN.”

Oh, the fear… 😶

Morning, fellow minions.

(Thanks to @privateeyenews.bsky.social for this.)

"We accidentally made an animated graphic for Reform and then did a party political broadcast for them by mistake."

What next? Cheggers Plays Pop on BBC Parliament?!

#OneForTheKidsThere

- North Wales’ finest x

BASTUD!

(That’s Monty Don.)

🎵That’s cute, that’s cute, that’s cute, that’s cute;
I really love your Booger Pute 🎵

🐅 🦶🏻 🦶🏻

Agreed.

And: agreed (I think…).

The very same! 😁

I’ve got nothing against thine right leg, Mr Spiggot; the trouble is, verily: neither hast thou.

Devious little instigator…

His paper rounds were intergalactic, mate.
#BeKindYouCunt 🫶🏼

Not Sly McCoy?
Interesting.