FLIGHT ATTENDANT: is there a doctor on board
PSYCHOLOGIST: i’m a doctor
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: no we need a medical doctor
PSYCHOLOGIST: *clicks pen* and how does that make you feel
Music clears the static noise from my cluttered mind.
A Democratic Mayor arrested.
A Democratic Congresswoman indicted.
A Democratic Senator tackled and detained.
A Democratic State Representative killed.
A Democratic State Representative in critical condition.
We can all see where this is going.
Someone dressing up as a police office and shooting two elected officials IN THEIR HOMES is yet another example of why ICE agents need to identify themselves if they are detaining anyone.
In America, we have no Kings, no Queens, no nobles, no dictators, and no emperors. We have no slaves, no serfs and no subjects.
Just us—‘We the People.’
Happy Obama Appreciation Day
I would like my state, every state, to mandate badges, name plates, no masks, for all law enforcement in the state. And if federal agents try to break the mandate, arrest them, then let the courts sort it out.
The GOAT!
“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country
Wake up and make some good noise!
#GoodMorning #Caturday #NoKings #Protests
#ItsFriday13thAndIm not scared of your superstitions.
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#ItsFriday13thAndIm Still not suspicious, touch wood
#ItsFriday13thAndIm feeling lucky.
The Firepit Down Below
#CookOutASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames
I Smell Sex and BBQ
#CookOutASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames
AND our national forests are NOT FOR SALE.
A coworker just said “See you next Tuesday!” to me and actually meant that she’s off work until next Tuesday. What a cunt.
“Boot Scootin’ Boogie” by Brooks & Dunn was a US #50 hit in 1992. ⭐️⭐️⭐️ #brooksdunn #country #EveryHitSongEver
How to determine your real age:
What sounds more exciting?
a) a great party
b) an early bedtime
It’s only a lie if it’s uttered in the Fibbingshire region of England, otherwise it’s just sparkling bullshit.
The cool thing about having a fragile ego is that there are so many opportunities to be humbled
I reskeet myself because I believe in y’all’s capacity to get the joke eventually
Always choose forgiveness.
Unless your name's Ripley, then you're allowed to set them on fire and eject them into space.
You lost an hour?
Pffft... I once lost like three weeks.
where the fuck's my pizza, charlie brown
