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Republicans are feckless. The have no feck. I used to think the had a little feck, but now I see they are void of feck.

I’m loving the long hair nightmare of Alvarado/Clarkson

Hell yeah! I’m a Man!

Are you saying I need to roll with it?

Pro-tip: The biggest shelf in your house is the floor.

Clarkson and Alvarado = instant energy

#AlwaysKnicks

Piscopo got the Kash Patel eyes

Mr. Bean. Duh.

LSD

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Stefon: this ballroom has everything…

I saw him at a festival 15 or so years ago. I was pleasantly shocked at how good his set was.

Amazon needs to cut it out with that “Advantage” bug during NBA games. It offers nothing. It doesn’t enhance the viewing.

Also, every NBA team should get to punch Podziemski once a season.

priest: and so wise king solomon said “i will cut the baby in half”

me: ohhh. i get it. baby was a worm

priest: no it was a test

me: risky test. what if he’s not a worm

Einstein: I just discovered the theory of relativity.

Emceekayvee:

Dillon Brooks?

The Weather Channel app is having a nervous breakdown.

Here at H&R Block, It’s Our Pleasure to Answer Your Questions About How We Funnel Your Tax Dollars Into the Gullet of the Great War Pig “While H&R Block does not endorse the activities of the Great War Pig, we must feed Him.”

Q: What does the Great War Pig do?

A: Whatever He wants. The Pig does not answer to man’s law, unless we remember that, in fact, he does. With hooves of iron, He treads upon the earth, breathing pestilence and supping upon the blood of the innocent.

“Don’t do stupid. Stay off that crack. It is not good for you.”

@michaelsteele.bsky.social

Spoiler alert: Kidz Bop covering punk