bsky.app/profile/acat... i practice the "less pure" magicks

I get it. It's a completely different headspace

"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–"

yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up

Johnny, you should stream

Putting skill points in to something called Dogshit Magic that lets me harness the latent powers of dogshit

Cat in dog food

I haven't been torching my duds, that's my problem

My Daimyō has been taken down by cancel culture

What is the science behind how the fart smell binds with the blanket fibers even after multiple washes

Birds?

Happy birthday and welcome to your 40s!

Burpo Manuel Mirandalow

You can say a lot about the rennaisance masters and their revolutionary techniques but you can also say a lot about Dragon Ball. That's how saying works.

Barley Minnow

Millenials love seeing "looooooong" and immedialy singing the song by Cake

bust this dust. like "bless this mess". bust this dust.

Keir Starmer looks like a little boy that would be on some Victorian-ass snakeoil gruel for "working boys" and has been fortified with polio

Dealing Fart-type damage against Nosewife, a wife-type pokemon

an anthropomorphic flock Camera giving a middle finger and saying "HI KIDS, MY NAME IS FLOCKY I Contain 2 grams Gold, 2lbs Copper. That's worth more than $300! CA-CHING!

Stephen King with wet hair in a burgundy collared shirt looking excited, maybe a little too excited in thick prescription glasses. front teeth prominent in his grin

Out of the shower, in my pajamas, playing a video game

If this was 1994 and Urkel spilled some chili on Carl or something: more like Chili-eel White

60yo guy dressed like a 10yo from 1989. He has maroon adidas everything. Maroon adidas sneakers. Maroon adidas warmup pants. Maroon adidas long-sleeved warmup jacket, maroon sports cap of an unknown college or high school sports team. Mr Maroon man (who's face I have replaced with the face of a 60yo joe pesci) has turned just after using a crosswalk to face a young couple with a baby stroller. The young couple is rather low-energy but old guy is very lively like a child trying to tell his very tired parents all the details of why he thinks blue eyes white dragon is the best card because yugi's grampa almost died to keep oit of the hands of the dastardly Seto Kaiba (seto being a reference to the egyptian god Seth but spelled as Seto in English printing due to the syllabury system of language Japan being an non-perfect linguistic system in its ability to reproduce foreign sounds and writing system being similarly ill equipped to display the illogical english language spelling system)

Saw this old guy dressed like a 10yo new jersey kid from 1989 walking around and just imagined how 60yo joe pesci having to pretend to be your 10yo kid would be a Great Film

Don't tread on me flag is goated at identifying people that are just itching to tread on me

She showed me this pic and I said "she's got poofy floof, dude"

voyeuristic cop who is secretly gay for his partner who he is on a stakeout with, when they fear they have been spotted:

"quick! get out and start sucking my dick in front of everyone; they won't think we're cops!"

Every day I am subjected to the naive ramblings of men who have never held a job requiring labor of any kind and I am expected to venerate them. I hate the man of letters who has not tempered his book learning with the fire of labor

This is dumb but a few years ago i hit up a dispensary and bought some treats. One of those treats was a waxy, thin, tootsie roll-like stick...i don't know what to do with it and it's been in the cabinet for years....is it for vaping or dabbing?

Oh my, Kurt!!!!!!!! Happy Birthday to you and Robo is coming up behind ya at 15 1/2!

a table full of pictures of an old gray cat, including a photo slideshow on a laptop

why yes it IS my cat’s 16th birthday and I’m handling it like a normal person