Wow not what I was expecting. I want it.

Bro I got a total mink fuck watching. Irving’s apartment IS my old apartment. I knew they were filming around there but there’s like 100 apartments. 🤯 I’m in a simulation.

So what are you doing? Just adding chopped mango and rice vinegar? I wanna knowwwwwwww

Oooof

OUCH!!! With what?!

Well I’m glad they stopped and are under control.

The plague? For real? 💀

Crazy. Isn’t it?

I would still be kicking at 47 miserable years old.

Question: If not for modern medical intervention, would you be alive today?

Ariana Grande has become my latest “skip that track” artist. I can’t be supporting such a blatant home wrecker. Nunya mans are safe. Thank u NEXT.

Yasssss. Stannis sucksss cheesy ballllllsssss!!!

I’m beginning to think we do fine entertaining ourselves. Hollywood should realize this. They’ll all be out of jobs soon.

Look at this 👀

Yeah all that rain. The houses on the hills. The desert doesn’t soak it up either. I hope for the best. Sheesh.

We are so fucked. The water is very warm all the way up to New England.

Guys. I’m really concerned about folks out west and this hurricane. Burning man is getting going and it’s already raining there. Having been through a few in NY and how devastating it can in places not hurricane prone is no joke. I hope it all works out but be prepared.

💀💀💀

Just when I was saying to myself and anyone who would listen, “where has Jon Hamm been?”… then this mother fucker turns up in EVERYTHING.

David Bowie and Elizabeth Taylor 1975

Definitely no reach arounds.

Yeah. Fuck those people.

NO

Sounds like something Kanye would say tbh.

I ain’t about to align myself with that asshat.

Can you go to the post and unclick the repost icon. ?

It’s the Wild West 💀

I almost included this. I need 15 dammit

No no THIS is the holy trinity

Ten Movies to understand why I am the way I am:

Lost In Translation
The Life Aquatic…
Eternal Sunshine of the
Spotless Mind
Goodfellas
Wall•e
The Big Lebowski
A Single Man
The Shining
In Bruges
Apocalypse Now

I am a 1. I’m a visual person and learner. So as soon as I see the movie or tv show THAT replaces the character in my head. My question to you is the opposite. Can you see them after you see the on a screen…. Or is it still a BLANK SPACE?
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