Mars Bars is giving me biscuits for my birthday lol 🐱🐱💙💙

After midnight here so happy birthday to me 😁💨💨🔥🔥 4/20 after midnight going into my birthday is when I smoke the most and get the highest every single year 💯

You're really beautiful, do it

i think the gamecube has the best logo of any console. just look at it. it's a cube that's a G and the negative space in the G is a C

I responded to someone's "praying 🙏" comment on an article about an injured animal with something like "yes, this will cure him" 🤣 I just love fucking with the Uber religious who are obviously maga

My friend's maga parents on FB all the time

Let's not get too stoned on 4/20 that we forget the next day (4/21) is my birthday 😏💨

My son is an artist 💙💙🎨🎨 appreciate his work immediately or get blocked 😁

That's how I left my date last night (and again this morning)

Lennox making friends with the neighbor kids and cats 💙💙💙💙

My son likes to say that a lot lol

I hope so as a Cowboy fan lol

Today we honor the life & legacy of Jackie Robinson on the anniversary of his breaking baseball's color barrier & playing his first MLB game.

We spoke with Samantha Gibson, director of education at The Jackie Robinson Museum about who Jackie was beyond baseball

tinyurl.com/JackieSIS

I love Masses and Scott (I studied Masses a lot when he played at FIU)

Fuck Kanye and all those people at his concerts too

Violence is indeed the answer

Timeline cleanse

Listening to Kid Rock will lower your IQ substantially

I love McCoy

Carnell Tate, in a silver Ohio State helmet with a red jersey with the #17 and grey pants, runs with the football. Scouting report text: "Tate is a smooth and savvy receiver whose strong, secure hands make for a QB-friendly target that will see plenty of playing time."

How will Ohio State WR Carnell Tate do at the next level?

Chad Tedder shares his thoughts💪

Check out the full report🔽
nfldraft.sportsinfosolutions.com/players/3196

New reports being added constantly‼️

#NFLDraft2026

Gonna nail this to Sam Alito’s forehead 95 times as the New American Reformation

(ATTENTION Secret Service I am making A Joke™️ referencing the famous historical reference of Martin Luther posting his Ninety-five Theses on the door of All Saints’ Church, go find someone else to bother)

As someone from NYC who is a Yankees fan, I support this 💯

My birthday is in 10 days, how's your shopping going?

Overloading one side forces the OL to slide their protection.

This isolates your star DE in a 1v1 on the backside.

5-O alignment adds a man element to the protection, setting up the Dolphins' "pick."

Learn to dictate the protection here: www.matchquarters.com/p/anthony-we...
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Looking forward to Melania's 'Iran doesn't have nukes' gaggle on the Rose Garden Patio tomorrow afternoon

Laying down and napping with my son cuddled into me is the best feeling in the world 💙💙💙💙

We love to see book banners eat shit electorally

regularly.

so many people outside the US can not seem to grasp that police in the US shoot 3.5 people to death per day and *it doesn't even make the news*

police killed at least one person last night, another during your commute, another during your lunch, and another during dinner.

every. day.

What did you wish for