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Posts by CryptidHaze
don't leave #dottolone
aspirational
"eeeeww you're 30 why are you in fandom spaces" because i've been writing fanfic since you were still a sperm in your dad's rancid ballsac and I will be here after he dies.
this is not something you want. you don't want fujo going mainstream, you don't want m/m subculture going mainstream, you don't want 100 thinkpieces re women gooning over gay hockey men, this is innately bad for the subculture. bring back gatekeeping and telling journalists to butt out
“why do you lock replies” people don’t realize that the kind of entitlement they have towards interacting with a stranger is a new phenomenon and the internet incentivizes a certain level of anti social behavior one should have the agency to spare oneself from
pull the trigger #dottolone
I'd pick the chicken nuggets too 🤨
Dottolone Week - Day 4 - Forehead Kiss #dottoloneweek2026 #dottolone #panttore
Pantalone: *his glove slides down a tiny bit*
Dottore: *notices his naked wrist*
Dottore:
Dottolone Week - Day 2 - Hand Kiss
How did he even get in there... 🤨
Dottolone Week - Day 1 - Stomach Kiss
(sorry my humor is cringe)(I made the full thing today in one sitting)
#dottoloneweek2026 #dottolone #panttore
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The half-devil mysteriously appears in your bath tub again smelling like a millennia-old cherry. Will you, this time, sign his contract and help him fulfill the millennia-long dream of conquering the hells?
If you reject, he’ll call you dumb🤲
#Raphael #BG3
Happy New Year! 🐭
#raphaelbg3 #baldursgate3 #bg3
jello salad
raphsin?
/repost from aug. 4
Digital illustration of Vox and Alastor from the cartoon Hazbin Hotel. Alastor is laid on his back with his head angled to the viewer, with his legs up and crossed around Vox's neck, while Vox crawls over him and looks down with a shocked expression and a blush. Alastor looks uo with a smile.
Gotcha 😊 #radiostatic #voxal
Omg this is so cute, Vox little OwO? face 🥺💕
art trend
the number of likes doesn't really matter bc i made this for twt jvdfsdjf guess there will be more if it doesn't flop #radiostatic
This is just my little headcanon, but… did the staff actually realize that the drunk cat was their boss?
日本語👇
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"I'm just like you except I'm smarter, sharper, brighter, newer!"
No Vox, but you are dumber!
#radiostatic #radiosilence #hazbinhotel #alastortheradiodemon #vox #hhs2 #staticmoth
Draw this one after the first trailer of the 2nd season - the white suit was quite inspiring 💕💕💕
#hazbinhotel #voxval #staticmoth #hazbinhotelvox #hazbinhotelvalentino
So you just decided to go for the kill huh 😭
a monochrome sketch of the vees treading through snow. velvette is at the front (head deep) in it, with her arm up high, holding a phone. vox is carrying valentino on his back as he hugs him from behind.
day 9: hugging for #vvintervees2025
#vees #staticmoth #voxval
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#voxval 📺️🦋