I’m at the Christmas Party episode.
Meredith….this is a lot.

Phyllis is the best person on this show. Idc idc idc

So Dwight is like…..a Notsee basically????

Every now and then I think about how the world is the way it is because a handful of our billionaires desperately want to be cool.

I started watching The Office. What in the HR violation.

Olivia Pope would’ve never let this shit happen

He just got in the shower with the therapist lady and she told him about Billy Pace. How the fuck am I supposed to sleep after hearing that shit. Now I gotta stay up late and watch the rest of this. 😩

Started watching Paradise. It’s gonna need my full attention clearly. I’m sat tho.

My baybaaaaaay

Lmfaoooooo don’t listen to her. She’s just mad because Mikki is taller than her.

Where art thou hoes?

This woman told her man to sign up for write a prisoner to get money from women and when he told her the suga mamas didn’t wanna let him go, she wanted to call a lawyer. The lawyer told her he could catch a charge now she looking dumb.

It’s all SO white.

I try to always address them by name when they call. I thought about this awhile back and it made me sad so I started learning their names.

Does “the IT Guy” get tired of being called that?

This also means I’m due for an iron infusion. Boooooooo.

Scarlett is two years old. What is happening?????

I be so sleepy, I go to bed early and wake up before I want to.

Especially. Because what the fuck are ppl even rooting for????

The last time I dated someone publicly in view of social media he humiliated me. No fucking thanks.

Bianca on Life After Lockup is garbage as fuck.

Chile.

Watching Season 5 of Love After Lockup (I’ve never watched this show before)

I’m at the part of the season that’s on Life After Lockup.

Shonta doesn’t seem to like True so what are we doing here???

Zeruiah is a loon.

Jesus Christ. I am old.

Christian has his own sexual assault lawsuit to worry about. I need him to focus.

Omw

It is 8:30 AM.

Yes. Absolutely does.