@thedeathsiren.bsky.social lmao ^^

hahaha

oh no I really liked that Lena Dunham interview lmao

Did you know that Dan Akroyd does blackface in this movie and it’s not even the most racist thing that happens. Also, it’s a Christmas movie about ruining rich people’s lives!

I think he’s smart enough to not send an email that will undoubtedly be published but I would get pissed too if I was being painted like a villain in all social media just for being polyamorous.

A middle aged man in a bright neon orange suit jacket with a plaid orange and white shirt stands next to a green-haired woman wearing a layered floral white dress standing in front of a church altar

My dad in his Tennessee Vols suit on Easter Sunday (and me)

Shut the fuck up about Lindy West! My latest free post for Substack
dirtbagchristian.substack.com/p/lindy-west...

White girl tits out chestpiece tattoo pearl necklace smiling wearing makeup greenish long hair slutty attention whore selfie

feeling good and looking good and life is happening

Edgar Allan Poecast, by Various Artists 7 track album

Since its bandcamp Friday, I still have cassettes of the first Edgar Allan Poecast featuring @notreallyjcm.bsky.social, Sara Century, Arvo Zylo, and others doing weird readings of Poe.

I’ve also got various digital only projects of varying quality.

grayromantics.bandcamp.com/album/edgar-...

Meowth is talking to a green-haired pokopia avatar (me) and requesting I build a bed for relaxation and group activities

Thanks, Meowth in Pokemon Pokopia for being pro-non-monogamy especially since so many of y’all are haters lately (yes I‘ll be writing about this Lindy West thing for my Substack but grow up and stop making other people’s relationships about you)

Hi and bye 👋

LMAO I HOPE NOT I have not even OPENED dating apps in three years because my job makes me too busy with the people I already have in my life!!!

even the anorexic models look terrible in these shapeless fits but then i can't imagine curves or bigger girls even managing them

and if you want to know "why" the answer is biggest dick i've ever seen but after like three weeks it still wasn't enough to offset the creepiness when he watched me eat anything

none yet but I did briefly date a man with a feeder fetish who asked me what i weighed (i'm a bigger gal, but proportional, can ride roller coasters and normal airplane seats and normal sizes etc) and was disappointed at the answer. i did not do the feeder fetish. he had a special funnel for it

STILL ON BREAK but I do need to crowdsource an opinion that cannot be analyzed in my male-dominated household...

Is it just me, or are swimsuits getting way uglier? While swimsuit/beach-type COVERUP options are getting prettier and cleverer?

Not sure if I’m “back” but last night I had a dream that my pastor from my Church of God church back when I was Pentecostal was giving a sermon, except the sermon was the lyrics to “Closer“ by Nine Inch Nails and he delivered the lines in a very charismatic preacher way, and I had to tell someone

whole wheat also feeds sourdough better imo. i do use bread flour though, i think it stretches better... but AP is fine in a pinch

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I think the news is a bit too rancid for my mental health atm -- gonna take a break! (Maybe this will last for one hour or the rest of the month? But I'm going to keep updating at my Substack regardless: dirtbagchristian.substack.com)

headed to the cookout, bout to be the big hero of the alley cat gang

you did not see this kitty pull a glizzy heist

good morning

I know it’s not funny, but my partner Ty is also blind without glasses and he says breaking them is akin to the scene in A Christmas Story where Ralphie steps on his glasses in the snow and just says “Oh no…” (Ty has multiple pairs but can barely see out of his oldest ones due to changing vision)

Zenni optical online has super cheap glasses (the nice ones still $$$)

Oh shit it’s also Epiphany which is a real holiday I do celebrate lmao. Sorry to the wise men you got your day overruled by the dumb men

Today is a holiday for anyone who has ever said “why isn’t there a white history month”

Am still casually watching… storylines hit or miss, but if I had watched this in high school when it was airing, the soundtrack and songs would have become my entire personality

I don't mind if you're a sex weirdo. People think I'm a sex weirdo. (And maybe I am.) But thou who desires freedom of speech and expression and a lack of censorship for those realms should allow it also for the return of gentle feedback, so sayeth the Lord.

been getting obsessed with early English monarchs and their many scandals