A fluffy black cat is lying on the floor on her back with her paws in the air

Void feather duster

A cool lizard indeed.

I almost have my mom believing AI will be the antichrist. I know I couldn't convince her about Trump. She's just ghoulishly waiting for the end of the world now.

Battlefield Earth. Should have walked out but I was in such a state of shock.

A fluffy black tux cat is sleeping on some packing paper in a cardboard box

This is how my cat's week went.

A bag full of airplane bottles of alcohol

This is how my week went.

FWIW, there are multiple fanfics that point this out and how weird it was that it was pretty much forgotten

Viral photo from some years back of a man nonchalantly mowing his yard with a tornado on the horizon .

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

I have a crowbar set in the other room. I'd be down with that plan as well.

Fair. I responded in haste and angerragedespair. My apologies.

I've been having almost migraines for days now. Between the news and trying to actually work; something is gonna give.

That doesnt matter. Either way, the rotten sweet potato president is going to possibly kill them all tonight.

We are reduced to being refrigerator poetry magnets.

I vote for a supply of bespoke 2x4s be distributed.

My brain is so overwhelmed. I don't understand how we are supposed to function as "normal" right now?

A single-panel comic strip titled “The Life of SHARKS!” (@thelifeofsharks). A large shark holds a decorated chocolate Easter egg in its mouth and says, “I got you a chocolate Easter egg.” A smaller, spotted dogfish shark beside it replies indignantly, “What’s wrong with you?!? I’m a dogfish!” The joke plays on the fact that chocolate is toxic to dogs — and since a dogfish is part-“dog,” the gift is hilariously inappropriate.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Chocolate Egg.

Some days, Little Debbie is necessary. I, myself, have some double decker fudge rounds for emergencies

metallics are probably your best bet. Or maybe dual color switching the black/red as needed.

A fluffy black tux cat is sleeping on top of a box with one leg outstretched

Squeaker in the box penthouse with his signature "kiss the paw, peasant" pose.

Do you have an address i can more seeds to you? Or a way to send you money for them?

well that seems symbolic af

Yeah...I remember it clear as day. Heck of a thing to tell a kid who had no control over where her parents went to church.

They look like they've been gilded the way the light is hitting.

I was told by a teacher at my Christian high school that I was going to hell for my parents going to a pentacostal church. Apparently, as speaking in tongues and laying on of hands, stopped after the apostles, it had to be demons.

I waited until well after liftoff to watch. I just couldn't watch it live.

A fluffy dark tabby tux has found his comfy stop and has nodded off.

While he inherited my sleep issues on never finding the comfy spot; he didn't get the insta-sleep from me.

Vincent has inherited my sleeping issues.

I couldn't watch it. My stomach was just "Nope"

A memory from a better time. Or at least a better internet.