OK, We're defending ourselves against people who think we spend too much on military equipment & other toys.

They usually mean China but daren't say it.

How ghastly! And on the eve of your birthday, too.

Thank you.

Pedo-filing cabinet

Many of the comments are rather unsavoury.

Can JD come to Australia & campaign for One Nation?

What wouldn't you give to know the story behind that face?

If the question is, 'Is he dead yet?' the answer is not
'Who?'

Maybe Medea could give the recipe to Tiffany & Ivanka

Does anyone think Netanyahu needed to do more to persuade Trump than tell him Obama & Biden declined?

The Vatican is probably the only organisation with a track record for dealing with tyrants like Trump. Leo I met Attila the Hun, talked him out of sacking Rome.

Americans think Star Pickets is a strip joint in Nashville

Gravely

One of my ex-wives was so vain, she 'lost' her licence so she could have the photo re-done.
Twice.

I stayed in a hotel in Colombo during the Sri Lankan civil war, and the lettering on the windows forbade photography (there was an army base nearby, bristling with Bren guns).
So I can't post any of the pictures I took.

And complaisance from the media. Actually, I despise the term, 'media', it suggests they are in the middle ground.
They are not.

Yes, you're probably right, but 'settler' just seems euphemistic, especially when they do it with bulldozers.

Stop calling them Settlers. They are terrorists.

Working class: proletariat
Idling class: profiteroletariat

Been doing it for years.

Our delight at Bondi's demise will be quickly obliterated by the perfidy of whichever spineless, incompetent lickspittle takes her place.

Someone who only read the preface to Bullfinch's Mythology

It's probably because you only post nice things.

Watch out for Republicans with bear spray.

Bit creepy to take her boyfriend to an official function, though.

David Littleproud is the best example of nominative determinism since Alexander Downer.

Nor a plan, a goal or mission.
Just a war.

Tough choice: rock or roll?

WH to Kremlin:
"Hey Vlad, Don here – OK with you if I attack Iran?"
"It will close Hormuz, raise price of oil, destabilise region, fill up Time Magazine, so Da, go for it."

Bibi to WH:
"Mossad have downloaded unredacted Epstein files. Bomb Tehran immediately."
"Sh*t Bibi... OK"