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Posts by Jon Abbott

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No, NY Times. "Herb" is pronounced exactly the same way. We shouldn't have to cater for your speech impediments.

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Just don't know what to expect- from us or them.

We just need to go for it & accept whatever transpires. Real regret would be if we play defensively, lose concentration once and then adopt Farke's old "if I bring on 5 forwards/wingers at 80 minutes we must score" tactic.

17 hours ago 1 0 1 0

Because Leeds.

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Expect Meta's AI to suddenly start incorporating randomly accessing banking apps, news sites and xkcd into your workflows soon.

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Tory MPs talking about Erasmus as if it’s a sleeper cell recruitment programme.

3 days ago 496 106 46 49

"Visitors arrive in the entrance hall, and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last 20' of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh..."

5 days ago 3 0 1 0

It's an economically illiterate policy which deserves way more sarcasm than I can muster in a single skeet. And how do you know whether this affects me or my family?

6 days ago 0 0 1 0

And Irn-Bru & Tunnocks teacakes, obviously...

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For instance, instead of writing π or 3.14, one can now elegantly write E(E(E(1,E(E(1,E(1,E(E(1,E(E(1,E(E(1,E(1,E(E(1,1),1))),1)),E(E(E(E(E(1,E(E(1,E(1,E(E(1,E(E(E(1,E(E(1,E(1,E(E(1,1),1))),1)),E(E(1,E(E(1, …

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Physicist has written a fascinating big beautiful paper.Let’s not be afraid to call it what it is - groundbreaking.

arxiv.org/abs/2603.21852

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I'm 60 in a fortnight.

If that bloody football club keep doing this I might not make it.

#lufc

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I'm 60 in a fortnight.

If that bloody football club keep doing this I might not make it.

#lufc

1 week ago 2 0 0 0

Here we go.

*hides under table*

#lufc

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Things that can fuck right off

#lufc

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Dr Zoidberg dressed as Jesus, from FUTURAMA

Dr Zoidberg dressed as Jesus, from FUTURAMA

Doctor Or Jesus? Round One:

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Trump TS post featuring an illustration of himself as a Christian faith healer

Trump TS post featuring an illustration of himself as a Christian faith healer

I’m not sure it has broken through to the general public that the president is a megalomaniac crazy person. Hopefully posts like this help.

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What? You mean they ignored JD and the Don?

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"No. Dickhead policy."

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Reminds me of the Hapoel game in Florence. Met a bunch who thought they'd booked flights to Genoa and realised they'd have a slightly longer drive when they landed in Switzerland.

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbWg...

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Well it is TACO Tuesday...

Markets didn't even blink. Priced in presidential bullshit.

2 weeks ago 0 0 0 0
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Who are the terrorists again?

2 weeks ago 511 105 31 6
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Thanks to David Squires for the new verse of MOT

#LUFC

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And this time it's not for a playoff thank God.

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We will of course now beat City in the semi and lose to Southampton in the final.

It's the #lufc way.
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2 weeks ago 4 0 0 0

Never do it the way way Leeds.

#lufc

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Fuel duty is *already* 34p per litre lower, in real terms, than in 2010

Its been frozen or cut for 15 years

Its cost the Treasury over £200bn in tax - and hugely incentivised people to keep using ICE cars and driving. It's favoured the richest

If anything we should be restoring it to 2010 levels

2 weeks ago 443 147 19 6

At last, some BRILLIANT news.

If you are unaware of this complete shithouse, the Sheffield Tribune have got you covered.

He is the lowest of the low.

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