The Sandy Hook families deserve so much more but this is a well deserved victory

The Onion Has a New Plan to Take Over Infowars

Tim Heidecker becoming "Creative Director of Infowars is the funniest thing to happen in decades. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/b...

Ben Collins before and after taking over InfoWars

Here’s a counter-manifesto to the Silicon Valley fascist madmen: Palantir must be uprooted completely, with public show trials for domestic treason under quick, harsh military tribunals, then the entirety of their technology, holdings and personal fortunes seized for the common good.

i love this for both of them, i hope all the lawyers have a good time

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

Palantir put out the most cartoonishly evil statement possible. They’re so arrogant and self-confident they don’t seem to believe their fascistic plans can be opposed.

We must get rid of Palantir altogether.

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How do you turn regular water into holy water? Boil eight hot dogs in it, then let it cool.

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Pope Leo XIV theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-int...

kuato, total recall

Would've liked to have seen this actor in more movies

Mike Nellis @MikeNellis "I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump NELLIS X.com • +*+

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

You ever notice how in the Superman the Movie poster, he's got one fist out, and on Superman II he's got two fists out? Well BUCKLE UP, I gave him three and four fists for Superman III and Superman IV, respectively. Hilarious!

They're cowards for not doing this.

I think Meg White is a good drummer just by the standards of being a good drummer but I think she’s an exceptional drummer by the standards of having her extremely strange husband come home one day and say that they were starting a band and had to dress alike and also she’s his sister now

Seeking Victim Information in SantaCon Investigation | Federal Bureau of Investigation The FBI’s New York Division is seeking to identify potential victims of Stefan Pildes, who organized and operated the annual SantaCon event in New York City, from at least 2019 to present. Pildes was ...

Asking New Yorkers if they’ve been personally victimized by Santacon is very funny actually www.fbi.gov/how-we-can-h...

real Battleship Potemkin hours

anatevka…anatevka…

Fingers crossed that the Pope succeeds in this effort to keep the Trump administration fully occupied with religious schism for the next three years...

I feel like Yaccarino needs to get out more.

Trump’s Budget Request Includes Funding an FBI Anti-”Domestic Terrorism” Center The new center and funding boost represent the implementation of Trump’s National Security Presidential Memorandum 7.

“Trump’s budget request reveals, the FBI runs a dedicated “NSPM-7 Joint Mission Center”; with personnel from 10 federal agencies, it is busy “proactively” identifying domestic terrorists motivated by any of the following beliefs…”
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I understand Pope fatigue (I was confirmed by a child molester) and to an extent it's a Let Them Fight situation but it's genuinely important and different that the Catholic Church, a major geopolitical actor with endless resources dating back millennia, is coming out hard against fascism this time

I think we can all agree, at least, that super hero vigilantes sound nice, but that kind of violence is most typically used to target the poor and vulnerable. Better to venerate super heroes who work within the system. A super hero court clerk, for example... oh wait this was about Catholics

Wouldn't it be nice if you could say goodbye to TurboTax and file your taxes for free, online, and directly with the IRS?

I have a bill to get that done.

It’s Tax Day. Don’t forget to file, and also don’t forget that this Administration got rid of the free IRS Direct File program, gave tax breaks to billionaires, reduced the staff of the IRS by one-fourth, and cut the budget for investigating sophisticated tax schemes.

Def a deeper cut. And while the X-men didn't "fight crime" per se, you could argue that he was a staunch defender of Mutant Civil Rights and in a just world, that kind of systemic oppression would be considered "criminal."

He counts, assuming everyone's already mentioned Daredevil

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

Everyone here is overly familiar with the Nazi bar analogy. If 8 people at the bar are "doing fine" and 2 people are destitute and suffering then you live in a society of destitution and suffering.

This would’ve been a great place to raise a family, but instead a wealthy couple will collect egregious amounts of passive income from bachelorette parties. Reference #32487

Real Estate: Never Mind, It’s An Airbnb Now