During the day I make beef jerky tuxedos for wealthy collectors worldwide, at night I capture fleeting moments and digital memories.

A calm post sunset in Mexico

I spent the whole day picking blueberries and rollerblading with my good friend and yoga instructor, Hollywood heartthrob, Jake Busey. After all of that I was able to capture some images of a massive wind storm in Mexico.

Thank you very much.

I am often seen photographing the #sunset while riding camels.

#photography

After hosting a trombone carolling session with my good friend Steve Buscemi, I adorned my Christmas tree with ornaments shaped like Abe Vigoda's hat.

Here's a #sunset from Mexico taken sometime in the last year.

Good morning blue sky.

Here's a #sunset from Mexico, taken last week after I attended a clown shoe dance class with the entire stage crew of the Bee Gees cover band, How Deep Is Your Buffet.

I was pretty wiped out from my tennis ballet class with Ted Danson that I almost forgot to post this #photo. It's an #Abstract view of the #beach through my window.
#photography

My business card says only the words Polka Tuba Master. It's not very effective.

Here's a photo I took while in Mexico and a lyric to go with it.

You may tire of me as our December sun is setting
'Cause I'm not who I used to be

#Sunset #Mexico #DeathCabForCutie

Whoops.

I always just miss...

I took this after a long lesson on unicycle engineering with my good friend and fellow stone polisher, Paul Giamati.

After spending the morning trying to teach my goldfish how to wink, I managed to snap a perfectly timed photo of a Gazelle photobombing my #blackandwhite #photography session.

I was hoping for the next DB Cooper but instead...

I often gaze at the sun and think of my life before I found tennis, and yodels.
Here's a photo I like of my favorite place and my favorite human
#photography

I am drawn to tower #photography. I also collect toothpick sculptures by the sensational Björn Ulvaeus of the Swedish supergroup Abba.

My very first beach collage.

After a long day of interpretive trombone dance classes taught by the master, my good friend Jackie Chan, I like to do #collage #art. My very first #beach collage is below. (It might be my very first collage ever)
I also enjoy #photography and sanding spackle.

a photo I like taken of approaching #Rain over the Sea of Cortez in #Mexico #Photography

Pro tip: How to avoid getting picked for jury duty.

Bring a tuba and hit a note or two every time the judge speaks.

Here's a photo I like taken of approaching #Rain over the Sea of Cortez in #Mexico #Photography

Nice. Mine was actually the pixel 8. Hello fellow pixel photographer!

I worry we're going to be seeing less and less caring about those types of posts in the future. Sigh. PS Hi. This is James (Frameshifter from Threads) Glad to see you here too.

A missed shot of a Heron flying over the Sea of Cortex in Mexico

After a grueling day of cataloging Elton John's pants for a gallery showing at the Moma, I saw this #heron swooping over the Sea of Cortez. I was too slow but I enjoyed the process. It's now one of my favorite photos. Post your missed #photography shots.

Absolutely perfect.

We could be twins. That's exactly how I look when I do it.

Awwww. I was hoping for the tried and true butt stuff

Mine is Paul Giamati

No. In their poop? Yes. DNA? Not a single strand.

Im a HADADAD. He passed away in 2000.

I really love this. It looks so colorful yet delicate.

Jobs I have had.
1. Option trader
2 Trombonist for John Williams
3 River Dancer (off Broadway)
4 Gold fish breeder
5 Drummer for the Bee Gee's and Slim Whitman
6 Tuba orchestra pit coordinator
7 Razor blade sharpener
8 Pizza tester
9 Dolly Partons manicurist
10 in between jobs
11 retired.

Man... I both love and hate Thanksgiving. The food is so good but you have to wait so long to eat. That looks delicious right now.