🙋 🙋 🙋

Seriously. Which members of the cabinet/congress/whatever do I have to hold my nose and blow to make this a thing?

Hell, invoke the 25th and I’ll post pole. Or NOT post poll, whichever will make it happen.

Emoji in your pictures often seem to have bad intentions.

Almost constantly. And repeatedly.

I’m definitely gonna need an update on this…

And my 2026 dick-a-day drawing goal needs a big cock to sketch…

Layoffs just hit their highest start-of-year total since January 2009 — the height of the Great Recession — according to data tracking firm Challenger.

Meanwhile, CEO pay and corporate profits continue to hit record highs.

Does anyone still believe that trickle-down tax cuts create jobs?

A black and white pencil drawing of the “bathing suit area” represented in the original posted photo. It is a bare ass in profile, but the artist has added the tip of a penis, barely visible beyond the model’s leg. The drawing features rough dark shading, strong contrast, and a bit of smartassery in the “artistic license.” The artist hopes the effect is endearing and respectful to the attractive model who frequently shows near-nudity, including striking visible penis line through underwear. The artist is certain his imagined addition is a poor excuse for the real thing.

I dunno, but if you could turn a bit, I’ll try to capture the look from both sides…

Poor guy is gonna starve! I'll be right over.

Line drawing of Connor, nude with his hands on his backside, wearing a red Santa Claus hat and leaning forward to lick falling snowflakes. A Christmas tree emoji covers his private parts.

Come early, come often. Door's always open. (As is the sketchpad...)

Or (hear me out) Saggy Sack Saturday?

Me too. Prefer it with Winnie the Pooh style, but the undies are a cute close second.

Get a room, boys...and bring a camera.

It is now. Thoroughly.

Aaaaaand thanks to the mental image of you two "carving pumpkins", I suddenly understand why "jack" is part of Jack-o-lantern.

Mouthwatering

I mean, I can unfollow and give it a try, but I'd rather not. I'm enjoying the view far too much.

A bright green crocheted anatomically correct bag for a man's genitals. There is a smaller, rounder pouch underneath a longer tube-shaped pouch. There is an opening at the top with a tan chain-crocheted drawstring.

Tellin' ya...I reeeeeally wanna make your next "swimsuit"...

Gonna make that my notification alert sound. Woof.

Or rather, Sack Slurping Sunday 🍒👅

A pencil drawing of a fit, bearded man standing in profile. He is nude and covering his privates with a hand. He gazes down and to the left.

David.

Queer art: a quick, rough sketch of a man’s exposed penis, semi hard, with his index finger and middle finger under his foreskin, each finger on opposite sides of the head of his cock, stretching the foreskin outward.

A little foreskin play for FCF. 20 minute sketch for an eager (but as yet anonymous) drawing model.

Mike, 2020
from a photograph provided by the model

Queer Art: A drawing of @maddymax, a beautiful fit middle eastern man with curly hair and a short trimmed beard. He is standing in an artistic pose with one foot slightly forward, fully nude in front of a mirror with a thick dark wooden frame. His smooth, chiseled chest and abs glisten in the light and his ample genitals hang below a dark patch of pubic hair. The reflection of this sexy pose is visible in the mirror.

Second try…
A warm welcome to perennial muse and all-around sweetheart (not to mention smokin’ hottie) @maddymaxx.bsky.social

A bright green crocheted bag shaped like men’s genitalia. At the top is a tan drawstring tied in a bow.

Nooooo! Do you need me to crochet you a beach sweater?

A light tan crocheted bag shaped like men’s genitalia. At the top is a pale green drawstring tied in a bow.

Well…in person, I’d be crossing my eyes to see the tuft of hair at the top of your crack after diving in face-first.

From a distance, though, I’m a little concerned those low-hangers are gonna get cold. Can I crochet you a sweater?

Amazing 😍

A handmade sack crocheted from bright green yarn. The bag consists of a round wide pouch attached to a longer narrower pouch and has a tan drawstring around the opening. Something to keep the male anatomy warm, perhaps…

A handmade pouch crocheted with yarn alternating between several shades of brown. The bag has two compartments: a round wide pouch attached to a longer narrower pouch and has a dark brown drawstring around the opening. Something to keep the male anatomy warm, perhaps…

A handmade pouch crocheted from cream colored yarn. The bag consists of a round wide pouch attached to a longer narrower pouch and has a pale green drawstring around the opening. Something to keep the male anatomy warm, perhaps…

Need something to keep the bits warm? I’ve got you covered…

Working semi-hard from the looks of it.