Christmas surprises

Dressed up as SpongeBob holding fake rifles up

One of the best images of myself

Bret's Aioli Crisps

These are still my favourite of crisps I always buy in my SuperU

Maybe Audi should question the morality of its sponsors for its new f1 team if thus article is correct

Never until the FPTP election system is changed, then it’s unlikely

So what other services are you cutting then ?

Shameless that the Spanish get away with this and fool people into believing that the current U.K. government is at fault

It’s about time something was done, some people take the absolute piss and why should they get away with it.

Delete the Medicare word and this also applies to the U.K.

Thatch on the decks

Passive aggressive statement of the day

Passive aggressive statement of the day

Please repost if you know someone, or have been affected by someone, who needs a punch in the face. People who need a punch in the face affect the lives of many. There is no known cure for someone who deserves a punch in the face, except for a punch in the face, but we can still raise awareness.

Bad film description

$45 billion

$45 billion found in a Nigerian man's flat. He'd spent ten years trying to get rid of it but no one answered his emails.

I saw a snake that was 3.14 meters long.

I think it was a πthon.

Like a boss

Yeah thanks for that, thought he'd be a fucking Ford Fiesta

Yeah thanks for that, thought he'd be a fucking Ford Fiesta

It’s all well and good applying to join but would the EU want a new member that potentially would leave in the next parliament?

There is no rejoin, it’s apply and that’s a discussion nobody wants as there is no appetite for a referendum on removing the £ for the € (despite it being a bloody good idea)

Hey, hey USA!
Next stop, smallpox!
You muppets.

Beans on Toast

I bloody love Jamie Oliver's Keep Cooking and Carry On because he says you can substitute ingredients for ones you do have in the cupboard. I made his Aubergine Curry Dal with Herby Flatbreads tonight.

Apologies to my #French followers for the Noahesk rainfall next week as just booked some flights next week to Limoges

Sir Hugo Drax

lan Fleming's original James Bond novels haven't aged well. For example, Moonraker - published almost exactly 70 years ago in April 1955 - feature a villain who's a super-rich industrialist and rocket-maker seeking to caus chaos because he's a secret Nazi. Such a silly idea!

I guess this was needed for the weight of the original room

Joey Wheelchair lifts

Only people of a very specific age will understand why this wheelchair lift has a very unfortunate name.

Helped some friends move house today and I have never been so tired

I binned it off once I discovered I could download all the pictures I had uploaded over the years.

White Arrow, a UK parcel delivery company started by Great Universal Stores

When your shellsuit arrived from Kays catalogue in the 80’s

There is a place just down the road from our old place that has done a plat du jour for years. It was 10 euros 15 years ago, now 18

If they had on guests that stand up to them and call bullshit it would be ok like Alister Campbell when Fariage was last on but they rarely do and allow these people to lie