" Number one: Find out whos sending the drones , and force them to eat poop on TV . " - DRIL

Pooping in the elevator and sending it down to the lobby. Not my problem

it’s perfect

is this a prank!

I am a picking eater, and man, my taste bubs went off the roof.

ME: (meeting the devil) I love your eggs.

The government wants him killed on sight

spilling milk in your bed at 1230 in the morning is like okay well i guess i’m sleeping on the milk

two, also known as "the baker's one"

shitting myself to death in the imodium aisle at CVS, leaving brown claw marks on all the locked displays

is there anyone on this app who can make me laugh

looking to laugh

important!

movies are too long these days

savory gum