A Wendy's bag and a wrapped Dave's Double burger with a second inside-out wrapper. "Burger King" and "Have It Your Way" are crudely written on the inverted second wrapper in black Sharpie.

When the guy at the Wendy's drive-thru fully fumbles the bag by saying "Welcome to Burger King!", but the kitchen COMMITS TO THE BIT 100%.

This how you turn a simple mistake into a repeat customer AND clever marketing.

I think the knocking might be associated with the dehydration, you really should see a doctor. Luckily I am qualified to evaluate your condition in the meantime.

Just open the door.

"It's nice to meet you. About the moon child...CRAP!"

Gold Ship commits tax fraud is such low hanging fruit. Give me Manhattan Cafe running collections for Agnes Tachyon. Pulp Fiction type stuff.

Grabbed a screenshot and I got Randy looking the hardest I've ever seen him.

You did awesome!

I appreciate your restraint waiting as long as you did to make a "the goggles do nothing" reference. I know it must have been hard not to lead with it.

A picture of a Hot Dog from Heaven that landed on a wire above the field. In the corner is a clock saying the hot dog has been stranded for 44 minutes and 21 seconds.

Kirby gets the WIN for the Mariners! Raley nukes it and Canzone has himself a day! I love watching the Mariners when the temperature is over 65 degrees.

However, we still need a rescue team for that poor hit dog. #MLB

I think they're better than they let on. I swear though they need the temp to be above 65 degrees before they make contact with the ball.

Also Kirby was dealing.

T-Mobile Park in Seattle Washington during the day.

Time for MARINERS BASEBALL! Also bonus George Kirby warmup footage.

Druid time.

Sad to see you go. Hope the land of poutine treats you well.

Headline from Fortune reading: "Most of you are rejecting AI. The data shows you're running out of time."

Daikatana magazine ad reading: "John Romero's about to make you his bitch."

Fortune writing headlines about AI like the old Daikatana magazine ads.

VibeSky.

I believe in Russ Pitts!

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

It's one thing to pull Munoz, it's another thing to put in Ferrer. Every time I watch him pitch I get sad.

He's mad because he knows the truth in his heart.

"Cleaning Up!" is out NOW on Steam, Nintendo Switch and PlayStation! 🧹

Mari Kondo meets The Hoarders in a cozy cleaning #indiegame! Suck up piles of trash, mop up the floors, and don't accidentally spray the cat! 🚮

✨The joy of cleaning with none of the mess✨

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Talk to the hand because the wife wants a word.

That actually tracks.

The preferred way to watch your girlfriend leave you.

AI accelerated? Is it a self-driving video game?

I CAN'T WAIT!!!

Helluva journey from being the lost Oasis brother to the world's most powerful lesbian librarian. Stunning work.

Can confirm it is fun. Also it's less than a bag of crisps.