Donning his new canine decoder, Professor Schwartzman becomes the first human being on Earth to hear what barking dogs are actually saying.
Donning his new canine decoder, Professor Schwartzman becomes the first human being on Earth to hear what barking dogs are actually saying.
(Someone cleaning a mouse track ball) I was there, Gandalf... I was there 3000 years
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(Santa) Have you been naughty or nice? (Doggo) I am ALWAYS a good boy. (Santa) Very nice .. And you? (A cat attacking a Christmas tree)
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Hangover
The back of a boiler loaded on a tricycle looks like a worried face.
Are you mad at me?
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The Dr told me that eating a lot of cinnamon will help lose weight. So I stopped off at the bakery and got a dozen cinnamon rolls
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(An old long grey haired rocker with a stunned look on his face) The ibuprofen in my body, trying to figure out, what to work on first..
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Folded part of a couch looks like a hippo.
Mom... There's a hippo on the couch π¬
AS A WOMAN MATURES, SHE COLLECTS MORE CATS. THIS IS KNOWN AS "MANYPAWS"
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I have complete faith in him. (Picture of a cat in front of the door) DOWNING STREET NEWS BREAKING New Prime Minister
Woah! See it now! '3' that _you_ know of...π
How do you find out the weight of a red hot chili pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now ...
I'll get me coat.
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I like how it's easy to want to give up, and then they are spotted. Wow! π
