Putting the lethal back in lethal diarrhea I see.

I'm just going to throw it out there that there's something incredibly amusing about saying a penis is a public safety risk at a protest against a gaggle Neanderthal misogynists.

Hedgehogs and village dogs collecting their government checks for keeping Ukrainian drivers alert.

I gotta respect the ones that trundle into the road and then stop and stare at your car like they're trying to decide if it's edible.

The one dude covering his face and he's just like, "he learned his lesson I ain't got time for that"

Thomas-Alexandre Dumas in glorious statue form.

Here's his dad looking fucking cool as shit. The Nazis melted this statue down because a conquering Frenchman was offensive but a conquering black Frenchman made their penises retract.

Bodyguard Kiba (1973 film) - Wikipedia

For reference the quote is actually from the American release of 1973's Bodyguard Kiba starring Sonny Chiba, complete with the Ezekiel 25:17 citation.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bodygua...

Christ what fucking losers. First, challenge coins that are initiated outside the unit are for losers. It's always some semi senior guy that was there who does it. They're properly full of little in-joke references.

And they're not for executing a nurse in the streets.

> Russia, Iran open their copies of The Art of War
"Listen, if your enemy is fucking up, let them. Don't waste your energy."
> Russia, Iran close their copies, put them back on the shelf

I read to the part where he removed a pancreas instead of an adrenal gland previously, then insisted the pancreas had migrated.

It shouldn't take a death to prevent another fuck-up. It shouldn't be "well this one didn't die, let's see what happens with the next one."

Jesus Christ.

We're really pretending like people who tolerate grotesque behavior don't flock together, huh?

Next let's wonder why Miller gravitated to Trump. Surely their personalities are wholly uncorrelated.

Yeah about the only two credible excuses (which disprove actually liking it) are like, being a kid raised by racists or like, if somebody like Platner gets inked while drunk by some asshole. And I expect them to either reject their parents or sue the tattoo parlor.

I love the "it's not about the Totenkopf-SS tattoo. It's revealing about ~vague things left unstated~"

P sure it's the Nazi ink my man.

Lifelong vs adult convert Catholics

Never fails

Literally designed to be overturned so they can cry about hating poor St. Charlie. Trick here is to take a lesson from the Satanic Temple and force TPUSA's group to sit through Barack Obama's Tan Suit Jizzporium and Nobel Prize Show and Tell.

The Fed absolutely does not need to pay attention to imaginary scenarios.

Imagine if aliens landed tomorrow! Imagine if a Cthulhu rose from his dreamless slumber! Imagine if pie could talk!

Why won't the fed pay atteeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnntion?

🤷‍♂️

Oh, oh
... Is that the same nuclear program that was totally obliterated last year and any reporting otherwise is fake news?

I'm sure the Moon Men will be devastated by the the maps forced on them by Earth cartrographers slowly erasing their moon culture.

Not for all the money. I can't even stand being in a car with another driver. No driver? Fuck that.

An expansion on this thought, however, is that Trump was surrounded by enablers and has grandiose narcissism. Orban is sane. Not kind, sane. He could tally the numbers and foresee the consequences if he did not.

Don't sell it short. The week was bookended by the two observances of Easter, the Christian celebration of the conquest of death, on which days Trump first promised to exterminate a civilization and *then* attacked the supreme pontiff.

Maybe he thinks the Patriarch of Constantinople would back him?

LibDib: 'Testimony' is a legal term which requires swearing to tell the truth, with a penalty for lying.

Oh weird because here you acted like it had one meaning. Usually when conceding a point most people will just say "I was wrong."

What? An election is a job application put to the general public.

If anything, a formal employee agreement would offer more protections, not less.

Your complaint re: the analogy is even weaker in that light.

(And hiring/firing is not strictly employment -- contractors are hired and fired)

Testimony is a solemn affirmation of the truth. It doesn't necessarily carry a penalty with it. When Christians "testify" to the Word of God or act as "witnesses" they aren't going to a notary public to certify their baptism ffs.

I mean people really do forget that data *very much is* the plural of anecdote.

As a stereotypical lapsed Catholic agnostic, this is one of those things that remains deeply offensive to me on a religious, existential level. I can only imagine the truly faithful -- let's see if his evangelical backers stand behind this.

(And on Orthodox Easter, no less.)

Which reminds me: Big shout-out to the guy who thought I'd agree to let him be a directing paymaster through my business at his discretion in exchange for nothing.

People are wildly ignorant when it comes to KYC/AML/CTF and it's not particularly esoteric.

For anybody wondering, not a joke either. Schismatics incur automatic excommunication at the moment of schism.

So not excommunicated by community note, even. Excommunicated by their own post, reminded by community note.

www.vatican.va/archive/cod-...

Was this the "law is just code" thing?

Krang T Nelson's Twitter post from October 27th, 2017: "can't wait for November 4th when millions of antifa supersoldiers will behead all white parents and small business owners in the town square"

Remember when this banger was taken seriously and reposted breathlessly by boomer doomers? Was right around the inflection point of conspiracy theories being mainstreamed, and here we are.