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Don't look at me.
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Hello Bluesky. We're a 100% Canadian fiction substack/podcast being made in Nova Scotia. We're doing the #writing #recording etc ourselves and completely without AI (ew). Our #podcast delivers strange and humorous #horoscopes to your email or podcatcher semi-monthly. We hope you'll check it out.
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Our first batch of Horoscopes has dropped. We're looking forward to finding out what your sign is.
Our podcast trailer should be live on Spotify, Apple, and other Podcatchers tonight but you can catch it here first on Substack.
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Our Substack, Some Strange Horoscopes, starts on March 17th, podcast trailer drops later tonight.
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Something is in the air. It's way way way up in the air. We all better hope it stays up there.
