Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

Anyone know if it's against bsky TOS to tell someone to commit seppuku?

you should hear what this man has to say

A defeat for the Democratic establishment and a victory for working people

A mock-up of an old D&D guide detailing the properties of magical items, featuring "Altman’s Quill of Artifice". The entry reads: This enchanted quill, made from the feather of a harpy, serves as a magical scribe and sage, able to answer all its owner’s queries. The owner must use it to write a question at the top of a piece of paper or parchment, such as “Where is the secret entrance to the King’s treasury?” or “How can I cure lycanthropy?” Acting under its own power, it will write an answer. But despite its apparent (and often genuine) usefulness, this item is cursed. Roll d20 to determine the result of any query: 1 Hopelessly wrong, 2-5 Contains major errors, 6-10 Contains minor errors, 11-16 Accurate but incomplete, 17-20 Fully accurate. Apply modifiers in line with the rules for consulting sages (see Table 62) depending on the nature of the question (general 0, specific -2, exacting -4) and the availability of relevant knowledge (complete 0, partial -2, non-existent -6). The DM should choose the nature of any errors, as well as the consequences of believing them. If the answer is less than fully accurate, that will not be obvious, as the quill of artifice writes in a confident and authoritative manner. A reader may scrutinise the answer to attempt to notice any problem, but to succeed they must pass an intelligence check at a penalty of -2. Anyone who has previously failed such a check makes all future checks at -4. The owner of the quill is particularly vulnerable, permanently losing one point of intelligence with each inaccurate answer that is believed. The owner will be unaware of this loss, and will become fiercely possessive of the quill, refusing to give it up and distrusting anyone who doubts its output. A remove curse spell may make the owner willing to part with it, but the loss of intelligence is irreparable.

I finally realised what AI dependency reminds me of

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No there isn't

Get ready for Democrats to remind everyone what it looks like when they decide to oppose someone

Nonsense written by people with no strategic objectives, who have never faced riot cops

YIKES @soundcloud.dev no thank you

I think about that a lot. 20+ years ago, we had malls, which were *already* commodified, sorry excuses for third spaces. Now that in-person shopping is dead, there's truly not even a crude substitute for a commons.

It can be hard sometimes to get the attention of the 18-year-old in your life. The key is remembering what motivates them.

This is so chaotic, I love it

Even moreso, the ability to walk without 'crime' (someone maybe asking you for a dollar or even just existing while not of the same racial or economic class)

Nice! And, holy shit, that elevation

You can put mtb bar ends on your flat bar fixie for an extra hand position. They can't stop you.

Thank you to everyone sending love and prayers to our boy rn 🔮🔮🔮

i downloaded "goblin tools", an app with a set of tools you can use if you have a fucked up ADHD brain like me, and one of them converts your text to various other vibes, like so

Isn't it about time we called it "Burning They" 🤔

[extremely Suzanne Vega voice]

I am sitting
in the morning
in a lone and
level desert
there are two legs
vast and trunkless
and a visage
shattered half-sunk
and the pedestal beside it
reads “my name is Ozymandias
I’m the king of kings and you shall
look on my works and despair”

Let me just say that Antony Lowenstein’s “The Palestine Laboratory:
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That's the move!

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Thank you! Built it up myself and I love it so much

becoming a RETVRN guy but specifically for rail networks

The sandals with pedal cages is such a flex

💃x12 Women are my favorite guy!

💃x6 Women are my favorite guy!

👏x3 Clapping the hands

💃x4 Women are my favorite guy!

🌎x11 Planet of the *Bass* haha

🍑💦x1 SEX! Thank you Sergei, you got me feeling like I'M WANTING MORE

🧬x5 Life, it never die!

meme image of a person standing at a crossroads one destination reads 'Post nudes' and the other reads 'Anonymous shitposting'

Arriving at the new site and paralyzed with indecision