Well, thems not got Scruffa's style, but 8/10 for effort!

@scruffkit.bsky.social

Precise example of how the current administration undermines our century old right to vote so yt men, brains drowning in stagnant thinking, can remain in power. Ms Jenner embodies the lack of critical thinking in americans, along with the inability to comprehend how the future will be affected.

Oaghe myn Godmes, Ma’am!!!Tanks fer da ousside blo-‘em dry masheenin! Bestest dai eber!!
WOT Coco!?
(Herz kinda marshin myn mello)
#hedgewatch
#blueskycats
#Cats

Youse iz a exselent sneexy Ca’at wif da bestest skilz! Dat hellocobber shelv hab no idear wot wuz habbinin! Iffin dere no churos in da jayl playzes, Trixie kynda noes Gonzo no da akshul Louvre meowseeyum hamybergler! Jayl onleez hab fayk yellah cheese, too. Dat no home fer Gonzo an frenz at all!

Flanoy, youse da Robert De Niro ob da ornanj mans-katz. Youse gotz da fase an bowff stompy leggy pose. Eben dat krisp wite furry chestee bits, lyk dose shurtz. Jes needed dem kuf-lings an a flash tye. Youse gotz da looks!🧡❤️‍🔥

Penny, a very skerrit & big eyed Abyssinian kitten, just found hanging out with the local farm cows. 🐮 she’s trying to look casual but her barely perceptible meows & shivers+shuddering told everyone that she was 48hrs into anxiety and terror. Adorable escaped kittens and their equally terrified families! 🙀💔❤️‍🩹❤️

Isn’t it the most wonderful feeling?! Penny escaped and for 48+ hours we were a tangle of anxiety, fear, anger, and a lot of hope for her safety. Even our mail person was on the lookout! So happy for you and your bebe kitty.
Here’s Penny, just found.
ALT reads.

Youse da bery luberly stripey bebe kitteh Sally, jes lyk arz rescue ca’at 🌈💔Tabitha! Youse kud be sisfurs, boff wiff da sweet fase! Herz fayberete naperoo spot were unner da Gristmouse tree. Ebery yr fer ferteen yeers, herz wuz lubbed lyk youse, Sally.

Trixie, a 6yo Abyssinian who is terrified of whistling and outside.(Maybe b/c there’s no ceiling?) She loves sleeping under the duvet, my new blowdryer, Cheetos and mimicking Mrs. Kravitz.

Penny aka Sausage. Built like a manatee. Trixie’s half sister. Loves ham, her box, and the linen closet, but mostly dad. And pasta. Cheesecake is pretty good too. She likes most sniffable people. Escaped once, snuggled with local farm cows for 48 hrs. Don’t tell anyone that she’s horrified by both the steam iron and the vacuum. Snitches get stitches and this bebe tank has proven it.

Be prepared to be both quietly & loudly loved in ways that will both break and thoroughly heal your heart. Give him plenty of space (hiding is important at 1st), a variety of treats, and a snuggly fleecey blankie(s). Saved shelter bebe kettehs have endless gratitude.
Alt explains each of my mooks.

Dats Mistah Hammsum to eberyone butt no youse, momb.

Penny successfully imitating a roly poly chonky otter, swooning over her fave box, broiled in the early spring sunshine. That belly beckons. Resist. Having 2 hands is very helpful, and Penny does require payment for off-hours belly touching.

Allz da starzes, dey hab to ayylin in da darkes skiez on da darkes nite we hab eber seens fer da bellie rubbins ta be akseptabl. Dis hotintot sumpudle meens NOPE! No bellie rubbins fer Penny! No crimb iffen Penny hab a bitez on youse!

I am not afraid...

Can the speaking in tongues Lady give him a message from bible? Can he ride as all 4 Horsemen of the apocalypse or No?

He’s accomplished the requisite events described.

1: Pestilence=Covid, Measles
2: War=Iraq,Gaza,Minneapolis
3: Famine=Snap/WIC,USAID closed-ended
4: Death=Covid, Iraq, ICE

9lives is why we can never have nice things.

Penny, a chonky, pushy, 4yo ruddy Abyssinian kitty/bebe. Relaxing on dade T-shirts is the best!

Hopefully you will feel a bit better, or at least no worse, by morning.
Here’s Penny so you can laugh at her chonk.

Let his aides, interns, assistants, and personal secretaries, along with his Security officers and drivers be subpoenaed to testify in open sessions, under oath, with immunity and anonymity.
The accusations need to be corroborated.

Cut and sliced cooter scooters.

Must be a necessary element of *Cookie* adoration. A variation on a Tequila shot after lox.

(It’s been a long weekend, folks)

Is it a Mar a Lago thing, or a MAGA thing-their hair pulled forward to be parentheses around the breasts? They all do it and it’s odd.

I was lucky, after walking several miles I found a phone booth and my dad came to get me. He was brilliant about it. Miss dad desperately. Teenage girls Do NOT want pregnancy. They want a chance at a full young adult experience. Early motherhood is not that.

At 17,a truly abhorrent and controlling boyfriend broke up with me because “all other girls put out and you don’t,so fuck you”then kicked me out of the car at 11.30pm on the edge of an unlit park. Stupid me was devastated. 40 yrs later I KNOW it was a🎁. No girl should be pregnant as a teenager.

Trixie looking at a life changing haircut.

I’ve got one of those

Absolutely hate them. At any time of the day. 😠

The terror in this is where does it stop? The Nuremberg Laws made German citizens into undesirables. From there, no one is safe.

😐

Nope, sorry. He needs to be wearing 1 more plaid, print, or pin to start the day as *Florida Man, with Hat*.
I don’t make the rules. I enjoy being pedantic, though.

I’m always baffled by how illogical religion is. God, Allah,Yahweh, etc, you’re all praying to the same invisible friend, yes? And prophets-that weird guy who heard voices-now we call them cult leaders, right? Morality, faith, and ethics would still exist if religion didn’t get in the way.

I enjoy reading often and a lot.
It has always been two words.

Also referred to as kapo, or more familiarly, your basic local judenrat. Which strangely, Kapo Judenrat fits his *look* spectacularly 😒

I have explained this(impossible)desired outcome to many people and not a single person, regardless of religion,believed this biblical fairy tale could ever be put into action. Yet here we are.
I suppose believing in 100’s of pages of fairy tales leads to thinking *hey,what’s another gonna hurt?*🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Why is occupation of the Sudetenland and Poland any different from occupation of Ukraine, the West Bank, Lebanon to the Litani,& all of Gaza? Different centuries? Different old men leaders? Unaccepted religions, cultures or borders disputes are not reason enough for war. We all cherish our children!