i fucking hate my life i want to die.
#notinreallife

where is the pussy at?

fuck this, im over ig

Slither Conspiracy RXKNephew · Slither Conspiracy · Song · 2020

Just caught my son listening to this… What is wrong with tthe kids these days🤣🤣😇 this young man needs Jesus open.spotify.com/track/0mYWsI...

Gave biddawg his cut. Looking clean as usual. Blud was looking terrible b4 the cut, saved his life tho. I thank god everyday he gave me hands to be able to cut hair. #haircut #kaicenat #icespice #barber #lebron

Just found pills in my son’s room. Sat him down and had a long talk about it. Turns out they’re vitamins for hair growth. Kid looked me dead in the eye and said, ‘I can’t go bald, Dad.’ Man, I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. Fatherhood is wild. #CrazyKids #HairGrowth #WhereDidIGoWrong

took this silly picture📸 earlier while i was in this nice cafe enjoying some brunch☕️🥙… thought i would share!😝😜🤪🥳
#feltcute #mightdelete #later #yolo #ihatemykids #daydrinking

Um, just walked in on my youngest child #masturbating or as him and his little friends call it #gooning was that a proper use of that term?🤣 Anyways I didn’t really know how to handle the situation so as a punishment I put down his pet rabbit. #lol #RIP #flyhigh #haterabbits #jews

i feel this way every time
#chefingitup #cookingpro #lol #xd #lmao #there #wacthing #me #trap #pizza

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Just finished an intense workout session. I am standing outdoors in a dimly lit setting. My back is to the camera, showcasing my well-defined muscles and tanned skin. With my arms extended outward and my short, curly hair slightly tousled, I feel accomplished and invigorated from the hard work.

Told my wife I liked my eggs scrambled, not turned into some avant-garde omelet experiment. She said, ‘You’ll eat it and be grateful.’ Guess I’m grateful for… creativity? #MarriedLife #ChefInHerOwnMind

found this hilarious 😂😂😂🤣🤣
#funny #meme #dying #help #lmao #lol #justajoke #sos

i have been enjoying my stay here on bluesky looking forward to seeing what this app becomes
#furture #comingsoon #bluesky #fyp #nonchalant #dreadhead

😭😭😂😂
#relatable #funny #notajoke #imserious #thinkthisisagame

saw this shirt earlier today… wondering if anyone knows where i can get it?!?! #alpha #notasigma #notabeta #freak #wolfs #naturalgangster #hoodlum #yolo #swag #drip

Ai is getting to realistic… Almost thought this was real!!!🤣

#fallout #gaming #memes #gamingmemes

Days like this make me miss King Von

just picked the kids up from #rehab
my son #danieldatdude is off of the meth offically!!! #ww3 #ukrainerussianwar #ihatemeth #methsucks #onlyliveonce

just picked the kids up from #rehab
my son #danieldatdude is off of the meth offically!!! #ww3 #ukrainerussianwar #ihatemeth #methsucks #onlyliveonce

Still more Housepetsposting with my favorite panels

thought this was really funny while i was scrolling on my skyline. had a good chuckle.
#crazy #lebron

Yo Bluesky What’s good !!???
#Bluesky #Founders

recently my skyline has been really interesting and entertaining. im living laughing and loving 😁😁😁😁💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽

Yo, D money on BlueSky. Wtm
#ufo #ufosarereal #ufosareunderwater #water #tucson #WW3