Patrick Weaver Patrick Weaver’s Website

Of course I am also looking for my next job, making weird HTML things or otherwise (probably otherwise). Check out my other work at: www.patrickweaver.net/portfolio/

Inspirations were the "easy web" of mmm.pag, @omar.website's TabFS, and @taravancil.com and @pfrazee.com's read/write web work on Beaker Browser. Hope it comes through!

Let me know what you think, if you make one I'll put it on /examples!

One Pager is here to save your day AND make you a cute web page for your birthday party.

Click on any element on the page, and update it, when you have the perfect words and vibes, save it as your very own index.html! 💾

Try it out now at: doodles.patrickweaver.net/one-pager/

One Pager A website that edits itself

I'm back with PART 3 of my HTML trilogy!

It's called One Pager and it's a self-editing website.

Want to add a new image to your website? Just pop one in there! Does opening your CMS make you want to Curl-up Melt-down and Stay focused on the 90s dream of a read/write web?

Try it now!

Please Confirm Your Are A Robot A simple captcha-like form to distinguish robots from humans. Made by Patrick Weaver, patrickweaver.net

As a joke, but yes doodles.patrickweaver.net/please-confi...

Is there a how to make your parent’s iOS 26 phone as familiar as possible guide? I’ve done reduce transparency, reduce motion, increase contrast, safari tabs bottom, but it’s still confusing.

The least they could have done is drawn it out a few more hours until the second 2am of the night

A screenshot of the payment screen of the Venmo app on iOS 18, there is a regular 10 key keypad with numbers and no math calculator buttons on the side.

RIP venmo calculator? (Not on iOS 26 even) @slim.bsky.social

Now with images (only dogs)! Happy #HTMLday! ❇️

doodles.patrickweaver.net/dancing-html/

Dancing HTML An HTML text editor, with dancing!

doodles.patrickweaver.net/dancing-html/

or

htmldance.lol

Just in time for #htmlday I have a new way to write HTML, dancing! Feeling the @htmlenergy.bsky.social 🪩

doodles.patrickweaver.net/dancing-html/

My analysis,

". . . but through this he maintains a tight grip on the narrative."

I don't think this was intentional ✋🏻

This quote from Kafka had me 🙃
“The impression that her hand makes on me I can convey only by saying that I have never seen a hand with the separate fingers so sharply differentiated from each other as hers; and yet her hand has no anatomical peculiarities, it is an entirely normal hand” (Kafka 317)

It was for a literature class, so the analysis is paired with close reading from Kafka's "A Little Woman".

I got curious about what it would be like to be a college student in 2025, so I fed one of my own essays, from 2007 into a language model, asking it for advice. For the irony I chose an essay on Heidegger's "The Way to Language" and "Being-there and Discourse. Language".

Ok one last wallpaper emojiwallpaper.glitch.me#0=960&1=874&...

A screenshot of a diff on GitHub showing links changed from glitch.me links to doodles.patrickweaver.net links, or removed with the status changed to 'Archived'.

Today is the day to remove all the @glitch.com links from my website 🎃

👋🏻 thanks for all the silly lil websites 🎏

the real css trick was the horizontal scroll bars we made along the way

Is it just lz-string handling it, or are you further processing it? I tried to look into it, but am on a phone for now

Unravelling an iMessage URL Parsing Mystery Patrick Weaver’s Website

Glad you (or the model!) figured out the hyphen trick, going to look into how lz-string handles it now!

For context: www.patrickweaver.net/blog/imessag...

Can confirm!

A photo of the late afternoon sun over the park on the Great Highway in San Francisco

First day of spring hits harder in the park

A picture of a tall translucent balloon with a small object attached to the bottom floating over San Francisco. The picture is taken through binoculars.

A zoomed in picture of a large translucent balloon with a small dark object attached to the bottom, taken through binoculars.

Breaking news, this thing currently floating east over the Richmond #sanfrancisco

A screenshot is of the episode of the Simpsons where Marge gets itchy and scratchy to be less violent and all the kids turn off tv and go outside.

Well here we are

“cybervehicle” - my mom

It’s real fun that the answer to the “when am I ever going to use algebra?” questions is “your health insurance open enrollment meeting” 🙃

Where is the blocklist for brands

Yesterday (at the Y at Crossover/Park Pres.) a W@yℳo cut in front of my car from the center to the L turn lane to turn in front of me. It was so smooth, it was like getting pickpocketed. It was "bad" driving, but lacking any danger. This is the future where AI is rude and there's nothing to do.

Hi Brendan, Patrick from the Dadposting museum here, can we have your permission to use this bleet in our collection?