How Dare That Golf Ball Not Go In The Hole!

I Invented A Tube Covered In Carpet Inside & Out, With Brushes On The Inside So Cats Could Brush Themselves...Laser Pointer Not Included.

I'll See You On The Dark Side Of The Moon.
Also ALL Spaceflight Is Awesome, I Vas Only Kiddin'.

Oh Grow Up. Vertically.

Hey! That's My Cat!
Give Him Back!

They Should Rake The Reefs!
Oh, Wait Drag Nets Did That Through The 60's.

As An Electron I Am Opposed To Neutrons.

Gorka Sounds Like A Cat Coughing Up A Fascist Hairball, & Then He SPEAKS.

When Is Grover Norquist Gonna Get Placed In Charge Of The Internal Revenue Service?

I Still Picture Him On A Bed, With Strawberry Shortcake Pillow Covers...

Only Elon Musk Could Do Pure LSD & Miss The Point & Double His Wealth.

I Do Not Know About Anyone Else, But This Earth Is Spinning Thru Space, & It Makes Me Feel Uneasy.

As A Lion Fish I'm Not Sure Why I'm So Persecuted, I Mean, Talk To My Lioness...

Yeah? They Can Pay 40% Like I Did For 40 Years.

I Let The Air Out Of A Blow Up Sex Doll That Made More Sense.

IF garbage$
THEN
happy=1
ELSE
rain=0
RETURN <snow>

Get A New Cat.

Peccadillos Should Be Extinct.

As A Chemical Flavor Additive, I Am Unsure What You Mean.

4 Legs Good!

Donald John Trump (The Donald,tm,llc) President Of The United States Bitched About His Daddy While Whining To Mommy Again, Part #56,987,231

Nicotinoid Pesticides Will Put A Stop To That & Our Profits Will Soar In The Hoofed Animal Markets!

Who Knew Ted Nugent Was The Banker For All Humanity?
Stranglehold.

Where I Grew Up We Call That DUH?
85% Of Nations Do not Condemn THESE ACTS?

I've Decided To Write A Song Called "I Want"
Everyone Can Join In, & a 1,2,3,FOR "me/chorus"
Also, Can I Be President Now?

Godless Fascists.

On This Day I Flew B17 By Microprose About 30 Years Ago.

@williamshatner.bsky.social
Dammit Jim!
I'm A Dishwasher~Knot A Gordian!

Aye Smite e tor

I Thought Long And Hard About Running For Office...Consulted With Trusted Family Members...& Decided To Order The Shrimp!