creator of the Mario series and inventor of the visual novel, Tokimeru Miyamorial

every couple weeks googling "how long before it was chill again in germany"

stop sending me the video of the guy going ass out at the mini golf course and asking "is this you??"
of course it is me

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

99th point in oxy sat is legit worth it you hit another breakpoint

it's called the juggler's vein because it juggles all the blood around your body

in Europe they call it a 30.48cm job

The eldest Snake in his MGS3 appearance

I hereby award you the title of Big Penis

Moon Crisis

could be like vinyl records, assuming there's still an economy in 5 - 10 years

Until a few years ago you could buy (presumably) newly printed PS1 games from Square Enix at least in some regions

scully just went to the beach and dug up a whole spaceship by hand in a single scoop (??? not clear how this was done ???)

they're always digging up some bullshit in the X-Files. never turns out good

your last hope is get a really fast speedrun time, but there's like a 50% chance you also turn Australian

it's a scary night to be a beer

don't bullshit me. the economy is fucked. show me all the graphs you want but i used to buy the NICE beer and now it's too expensive

if you work for H&R Block, I hope everything that happens in Berserk happens to you

at its worst this episode is like something Spielberg would make after a head injury but at its best it's like something Jon Bois would make after a head injury

the KKK is also aliens in case you were wondering

whoa this episode decided the hard r was appropriate

lmao the team's name is The Grays and the alien's name is Exley

this one's on TV right now if y'all get the Comet channel

Thank you for your purchase: You've unlocked 60% off The Farmer's Dog!

Can I give it back? I think the farmer should keep 100% of their dog

THE HUMAN BODY: shit, I'm being attacked by microscopic creatures. probably the best thing to do is become swollen and red

thank you, very few will fully appreciate the many hours of Digimon Cyber Sleuth that went into crafting my post

the average person has 20 ideas a day but i have between 150 and 200 every single hour

A TEN YEAR OLD: this is my Digimon friend, AssBeatFistdramon. He's the cutest!

A GIANT SATANIC BEAR WITH MACHINE GUNS FOR ARMS: I'm AssBeatFistdramon. I believe that the connections between friends are where our lives truly occur. We owe each other so much, in that way.

it all just motivates me to go to work and provide an even greater client experience

every day now you have to wake up and it's
"oh dude did you see Mr Beast and Jimmy Kimmel are making a live action Chrono Trigger movie? also 1000 people got turned into glue by the world's newest weapon and it also made every product permanently 5% more expensive"

she Be on my Giants till They Might