Alex sits across from a woman at a table who reads from pamphlet "OK, so the rules of this game are: 1. players move around the baord in a counter-clockwise fashion..." Alex thinks to herself "this board game woman is tedious, but her dating profile indicates she's a real freak in bed." Her expression remains placid as the speech bubble containing the endless rules recited by the board game woman collapse Alex's face. Later in the boudoir, Alex is in fetish gear with the board game woman who says "alright, let's do this." She then picks up a pamphlet and reads "the rules of this are: 1 players move around the board in a counter-clockwise..."

Lammy and Katy hanging out on the boardwalk at sunset, Katy is taking a surprise selfie with Lammy behind her.

Boardwalk Sunset #umjammerlammy

You may call it bed rotting. For me it is bedmaxxing

What a fine Meghan to be

age 0-7: bedtime is real age 7-30: bedtime isn't real!!! age 30-: bedtime is real

bedtime

Love when a bit like this grows beyond containment and begins Annoying Others, it's the best

hit into a very stupid bit with one of my close friends where every time she mentions getting bottom surgery in a conversation i act very melodramatically shocked that she ever had a dick and we are becoming increasingly obnoxious to everyone around us because we both think it's really funny

You're looking at velvet malachite, Cu2CO3(OH)2.

A few warnings:
Please resist the urge to touch it to feel how soft it is.
Absolutely /do not/ lick it.
Keep far away from any Supermen.
If a wingéd creature emerges, do not agree to any pacts.

Let's talk about the science here.

AUGH #UmbrageArt #ENA

I'd like to introduce you to my new character, Dick Stronglord, who is good but virtuous. He's a hard man who makes hard decisions.

Midna: link wake up! you fucked up big time Wolf Link: midna

The Alt-Right Playbook: The Ship of Theseus, greyed out on YouTube with REMOVED written over it

Email from YouTube: Hi Innuendo Studios, It looks like The Alt-Right Playbook: The Ship of Theseus doesn't follow Community Guidelines. We removed it from YouTube. What we found We think your content violated our violent or graphic content policy.

A stunt man running down the street on fire, from the music video for "California" by Wax

A black and white illustration of Charon, a skeletal figure dressed like the Grim Reaper, ferrying a boat across the river.

YouTube has removed The Ship of Theseus for containing "violent graphic content," with the offending images including a screenshot from the music video for "California" by Wax and a drawing is Charon, the ferryman of the River Styx.

I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

a note to all of my enemies: when you come to kill me I will be listening to some of the worst music imaginable

everyone knows that girl who has proclaimed she is free of desire but smells suspiciously of the sweet rancor of bloodlust

City of Minneapolis committee of the whole screenshot. It shows me standing at a podium speaking earnestly. The text below says "March 03, 2026 Committee of the Whole Temporary pre-eviction notice extension ordinance"

hey chat guess tf who

its a black and white image of me with my gamer headset on. im doing a poggers soyface and holding a monster tallboy and a grain belt tallboy. there's a parental advisory too

THE JOKERS BIGGEST TRICK WAS CONVINCING US HE DOES NOT EXIST

Reminder that the girl that found luigi mangione didn't get the reward and lost her job and reputation.

game where the sometimes horrifying sexual content genuinely enhances the story because it puts you in the mindset of the protagonist, and "i don't want to see that" feels like real actual stakes for you the player if you fail

whatever man. sad moogle with their cheeks hanging out

As easily as you have sworn off Harry Potter pish, you can stop buying games from Microsoft or Microsoft owned studios.

This is such a small ask and low bar to clear, there are thousands of other games available at any moment, but the impact can be huge.

Treasure shop girl

Two folders on a desktop. One is titled "memes for if bottom surgery goes well" and one is titled "memes for if it grows back"

GOTCHYA! It's a new greatures
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