Obama: Everyone to the situation room we’re killing Osama bin Laden.

Trump: Everyone to the situation room we’ve got to cover up my pedophilia.

I don’t have unlimited toilet paper in my own house.

Must be nice.

Settlers torch West Bank mosque, scrawl hateful messages after IDF leaders’ reproach Deir Istiya village targeted amid rising settler violence that has displaced thousands; graffiti threatens revenge after rare condemnation from military generals

Settlers torch West Bank mosque, scrawl hateful messages after IDF leaders’ reproach www.timesofisrael.com/settlers-torch-west-bank...

Mazel tov, Eli! 📖💙
Eli Sharabi’s ‘Hostage’ is a gripping testament to courage, resilience, and the human spirit, a must-read for everyone.
To purchase the book: bit.ly/3LYbXXy

hi bluesky i was reminded you exist

if you cannot see the trends in jewish voting against this exact attitude then you are actually blind

The two wars cannot be compared. Israel was forced into this war after Hamas breached the borders and killed about 1200 people, taking another 200+ hostage (some of which included the bodies of people they killed).

If AOC is the 2028 nominee, she will not win the Jewish vote.

I've been trying for years to get a photo of a Dark-eyed Junco that showcases the white tail feathers. I did get the white tail feathers (yay) but the lighting was poor so other details didn't come out great (nuts.) Flashing these white tail feathers is used in communications.

A photo of a great blue heron flying over water. The heron's large blue wings are extended down and almost touching the water, which has a golden tinge in the early morning light.

It's been dreary out, but here's great blue heron photograph from the summer. I've posted similar captures, but I don't think I've shared this one yet.

#birds 📷 🪶

Library purchases are purchases. They pay the press. The press counts them towards advances and royalties. And (gasp) the book is in a library!! It’s wonderful and no one should ever feel bad about getting a book through a library instead of buying it.

literally what did they think would happen. so unbelievably stupid

bill nye’s full name is william new years eve

The blessing and burden of bearing first witness to Jewish history - Jewish Telegraphic Agency A reflection at the close of two decades on the D.C. Jewish news beat

"The burden of bearing witness is immense, but the privilege is equally profound. To chronicle Jewish history is to be part of an ancient continuum. Despite the pain, despite the doubt, I have always chosen to bear witness."

@kampeas.bsky.social

www.jta.org/2024/12/26/p...

#StandWithUkraine and #StopPutin!

Archaeology, texts, and artifacts don’t lie. The Jewish connection to Israel is ancient, undeniable, and deeply rooted. Let's set the record straight. 🧵

May the memory of Josef Lewkowicz, 98, be a blessing.

Josef survived Auschwitz and five other Nazi concentration camps, and spent his life after the Shoah bringing Nazis to justice.

He passed away today at 98.

3D printed hippo hanukiah with a VW van hanukiah in the background.

I am here today to basically repost this pic of last year's hippo hanukiah. 3D printing is cool, kids, but the results can't handle burning candles.

he’s so silly

it’s forbidden in their culture but a vacuum cleaner wants nothing more than to eat it’s own cord

hiii I'm overly active on Twitter following politics and forgot about here

I would not need to learn how to manage my anger, if more people would learn how to manage their stupidity.

a man with a mustache is saying " i 'm a dapper dan man " ALT: a man with a mustache is saying " i 'm a dapper dan man "

Christopher Nolan can't possibly improve on this.

Assad asking Israel for help is so crazy to me actually like I cannot stop thinking about it. of all the people to ask 💀

If your plan for solving antisemitism involves dismantling Jews’ only safe haven, you’re not against antisemitism.

You’re against Jews.

I can’t believe Hunter Biden got a pardon after fleecing Republicans out of millions in a build the wall scam. Oh wait that was Steve Bannon.

Cyber Monday Sale. DM me, these won’t last.